Kurt
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Originally posted by 20valver
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Originally posted by Kurt
No one cares what you think! go to vagweb! theyll love you over there!
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From: Kurt
To: 20valver
Sent: 29th Sep 08 at 05:39 PM
Message: fuck off
Congratulations you can copy and paste your u2u inbox.. now take my advice 
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James_H
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Location: Slough, Berkshire
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ainsley_brader
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Location: Tattershall, Lincolnshire
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Kurt do you work in fiat parts?
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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He does. I hear he works in Fiat pants too.
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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I u2u'd him Robin 
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ainsley_brader
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I u2u'd him back many times lol
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
2 strokes and 4 strokes
The only knowledge you have of 2 and 4 strokes is thats how many times you have to rub your uncles bollocks before he gives you your daily oral 'protein' intake.
W A N K E R
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gazzamec
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Registered: 15th Jan 08
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Originally posted by 20valver
hey chip ladyboys wank me off, and i love it
who wrote that against my user name
chip? i did it! and yes you do love it, also stop quoting from other forums you special little boy, stop being vague, you couldnt get 150 bhp if you bolted a turbo in there your so damn thick.
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Limecat
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Gazzamec, don't confuse him with turbo's; the daft twat couldn't even make a turbo shandy!
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barneykarl
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Registered: 29th Jul 06
Location: Stevenage
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He must be hotdog gets off by joining forums and pissing people off, the more he winds people up the better he likes it ,just ignore him do not reply to him , do not fuel his fire , he will never go away resistance is futile he is the borg .
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sand-eel
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quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
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Originally posted by sand-eel
Have you got a car rolling road you can go to? go to the rolling road get a graph put it up here, until then just don't bother wasting your time trying to tell us your shite, your wrong, everyone else knows your wrong, there is no point doing any more to that engine.
there is no point doing any more to that engine = there is still loads to do to my engine,
hey sand eel you tune the easy way get some one else to tune it for you
because you are only 20 you only know the new way to tune,
ie put car on dyno and let them tune for your you, what would you have done in 1987
first of all i said there is no point in doing anything else to your engine not that there is other possibilities.
yes these days it is all computer controlled ignition and fuelling i agree but i said get a graph eg a power graph to see if your car makes 150bhp like you say.
Still with older carb engines people still did use rolling roads to set the jets accurately, but i havent seen any evidence of your old skool tuning techniques yet.......
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barneykarl
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Registered: 29th Jul 06
Location: Stevenage
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Mr 20valver I am 48 this Dec that is old school, times and engines have changed and the way they are tuned and modded and measured, I could post lots of crap about the old days and ways of tuning bikes and cars but no one would be interested so just keep your old out dated stuff to yourself and move along ,put up or shut up, you should be ashamed playing these silly mind games at your age , I respect a lot of these guys and what they know so should you you are never to old to learn but in your case I am not so sure.
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Limecat
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20 valver, this is a genuine offer here. Bring your car to my local rolling road and show this 150BHP figure from a N/A 1.4 SPI.
The only thing it will cost you is your petrol.
If you can achieve it I will give you both of my cars; a highly specced GT Turbo (which will piss 150 BHP off a 1.4 A LOT more than that.) and a 2.0 Turbo Corsa, 4 pots on every corner, 17" compomotives, coilovers, GSI, heated leather, full cage, chromed bay, nitrous, basically everything.
You could easily break both cars for £10k.
No doubt you are just a crap troll now TBH. Only a troll or a wanker would think a 1.4 SPI would get 150 BHP, especially as I think the M3 was the first car manufactured with 100BHP+ per litre from an N/A engine. A performance orientated car at a premium price, a modern engine with good VE; not an old wank 2 valve per cylinder shit box where some fair-ground pikey has reduced power by fucking about with sand paper.
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gazzamec
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reckon we should lay off him a bit tbh, been doing some research and came up with his definition.
Autism is a brain development disorder that is characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior
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Limecat
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Yeah, thats why I said that ages ago and asked if he is autistic.
Personally I don't think being a thick wanker is medically recognised but who knows?
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ainsley_brader
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Tattershall, Lincolnshire
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
If you can achieve it I will give you both of my cars;
I realise it would never happen but omg it would be so funny if he actually turned up and it somehow showed 150bhp
then he would have a 500bhp c20xe corsa with 16 pot brakes
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chip
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Registered: 28th Sep 08
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150bhp from a 1.4 8v is perfectly possible, just not from all the silly little things he is doing.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by luke85
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by 20valver
daz1985 i see your sti avatar does this mean you have a scooby
No, the image is of Pac Man about to eat a sexually transmitted infection.
Reminds me of a girl I met in bulgaria
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20valver
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quote:
Originally posted by chip
150bhp from a 1.4 8v is perfectly possible, just not from all the silly little things he is doing.
even a ported and polished cylinder head,
bigger throttle body = 9mm bigger
ported and flowed inlet manifold
spi plenum
ported and tuned airbox
pressure fed enclosed induction kit
ported and flowed exhaust manifold
bigger inside diameter exhaust system
skimmed cylinder head =0.5mm = 10 thou
over bore on the block
advanced timing
up rated ht leads
up rated ht coil
up rated spark plugs
up graded cat
adjustable tps sensor
adjustable fpr
k and n panel filter
1 = bigger throttle body and taper ported = bhp
2 = pressure fed enclosed induction kit = bhp
3 = ported inlet manifold = bhp
4 = ported exhaust manifold = bhp
5 = bigger inside diameter exhaust = bhp
6 = adjustable tps sensor = bhp
7 = adjustable fpr = bhp
8 = k and n panel filter = bhp
9 = bigger injector = bhp
10 = back box = bhp
11 = advance timing 1mm = bhp
12 = port match inlet and exhaust manifolds = bhp
13 = 4 to 2 to 1 = bhp
14 = heat shielding = bhp
15 = performance ht leads = bhp
16 = bigger ht coil = bhp
17 = performance spark plugs = bhp
18 = sport or race cat = bhp
19 = last ported and polished cylinder head = bhp
20 = coolant temperature between 74 degrees and 82 degrees = bhp
21 heat wrap the exhaust = bhp
so jamied you think these are silly little things i am doing.
[Edited on 01-10-2008 by 20valver]
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James_H
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Registered: 16th Sep 07
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this still going 
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20valver
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Registered: 14th Sep 08
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user name letgsi16v = wayne451 off migweb
[Edited on 01-10-2008 by 20valver]
wayne451
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: My spoof piss take of fdrightup and his magical airbox modifications...
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Originally Posted by tathan View Post
I'm slightly worried at laughing at him because I genuinely feel he is insane. Not a bit of a fruitcake like MSG, this bloke seems to be massively obsessive and utterly detached - you won't all be laughing when he starts making himself a vest with tits on.
Still, pmsl.
I reckon he is autistic? He said on CS that he basically works on fairgrounds, so his father is also his uncle. If it is a wind up, then it needs dedication to keep it going for 6 months from 1 forum to another and hope people will pick up the usernames?
think what you like letgsi16v = wayne451 off migweb
what you reckon is full of shite = you know nothing about me
[Edited on 01-10-2008 by 20valver]
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20valver
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Originally posted by jahunt
this still going
jamied said i was doing silly little things to my motor look at the list of my mods
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andyc1234
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Registered: 7th Nov 06
Location: Lancashire
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yes we have looked at your mods plenty of times and there all shit
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20valver
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Originally posted by andyc1234
yes we have looked at your mods plenty of times and there all shit
how are they shite, at least i do not put a 2 litre engine in a 1.2 and insure it as a 1.2 = fraud big time, even better when the new mot rules come out,
who tunes you engine for you is it your self or the easy way = send it to some one else
[Edited on 01-10-2008 by 20valver]
[Edited on 01-10-2008 by 20valver]
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andyc1234
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id love to hear the phonecall to your insurance to declare your modifications. thats if you bother
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