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Liam-Wilko
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3rd Jan 13 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
A lot of the silly things i've done i don't want to admit to as some of them i am still getting away with...


From the people you are keeping it from how many acctualy come on here?
Hammer
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3rd Jan 13 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
A lot of the silly things i've done i don't want to admit to as some of them i am still getting away with...


Spending money on a clapped out old VW being the most silly of all.
sc0ott
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I think throwing a curry at a swan is one of them.
Conway563
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3rd Jan 13 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think her name was Julie
Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
boy in the purple dress did it (was a mate of mine). Dress though? Very strange.

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probably saw the eyebrows and assumed it was a female


that doesn't make sense in the slightest, you weed smoking imbecile.
IvIarkgraham
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3rd Jan 13 at 17:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it does though
Ben G
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3rd Jan 13 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

only to retarded people.
IvIarkgraham
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3rd Jan 13 at 17:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

clearly
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
it does though


Only if Ben's friend is also into plucking and shaping his eyebrows
Robbo
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3rd Jan 13 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
I think her name was Julie
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
it does though


Only if Ben's friend is also into plucking and shaping his eyebrows


Summer of 96 imo. Group eye brow shaping scene was big that year
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
A lot of the silly things i've done i don't want to admit to as some of them i am still getting away with...


Spending money on a clapped out old VW being the most silly of all.


Its its 18th birthday this month.
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
it does though


Only if Ben's friend is also into plucking and shaping his eyebrows


Summer of 96 imo. Group eye brow shaping scene was big that year


mattk
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3rd Jan 13 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fell asleep in a citroen saxo in a contraflow on the m4 at 60 mph

propper hands off the wheel asleep, didnt wake up till I was on the grass halfway up the bank, still dont know how I didnt hit anything cause it was a friday afternoon about 7pm
Dave
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Bought a brand new Corsa then set about trying to change virtually every component.
Daniel_Corsa
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3rd Jan 13 at 21:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Setting fire to science room floor at school.
Setting rockets off from a car window while going down M6
Shagging a married woman, getting her pregnant, he found out, even sent him photos when he kicked off just to make it worse!



April '06' Corsasport Feature Car | Aug '08' Total Vauxhall Feature Car | Spring '09' Fast Car Feature Car
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fitted a 1.6d engine to my fiesta many years ago, didnt secure the cold air feed pipe properly to front panel and it dropped down, not a problem till i went through a flood, over a foot deep and it sucked up water bending the rods and blew the head gasket.
jrdn7
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I was bored in woodwork class one day & decided to burn my name into the bench using one of those wood burner things for doing designs. All went according to plan until the bench went up in flames, it was soaked in some sort of proper flammable liquid. Needless to say I (any the other twat there) got in some serious shit for that!

I also thought it would be funny to see who could hit the science teacher's car on the otherside of the car park with a football. Everyone was just falling short of the target so I took a proper run up to the ball & hit it hard, hit the bonnet of the car and then almost knocked the vice-principal out. Big ginger fucker, absolutely hilarious!

Plenty more school related ones to come as soon as I remember them. Boredom=mischief=injury/trouble
craig55
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Neighbors used to park over are drive me and my brother got completly pissed and decided to give it some dents and remove the mirrors
The following day looking out the window laughing at them trying to fit new mirrors never was confronted about it but the driveway is jever blocked anymore


[Edited on 04-01-2013 by craig55]
Russ
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4th Jan 13 at 07:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Doing 4 years in prison for lying on the Internet.
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4th Jan 13 at 08:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Fell asleep in a citroen saxo in a contraflow on the m4 at 60 mph

propper hands off the wheel asleep, didnt wake up till I was on the grass halfway up the bank, still dont know how I didnt hit anything cause it was a friday afternoon about 7pm


I remember you texting me and telling me this, proper scary.
craig-dodd
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4th Jan 13 at 09:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when i was about 15 i use to like playing with fire, ended up accidently burning down a abandoned factory on a local industrial estate
Wrighty
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rolled my first corsa 8times after 5 days of ownership doing about 90mph in the wet on a long sweeping right hander. i have no memory of this but this is what im told happened. broke my back + shoulder.

another one - not me personally but i witnessed it. was about 15 years old air rifle shooting on a mates farm. we took a break sat ontop of a mahoosive bail stack having a cig..mate gets his lighter out and fires a bail thinking he could just put it out again, he couldnt. the whole bail stack went up setting fire the shed housing about 500 pigs. 4 fire engines and a few hours later the pigs didnt have a house anymore shit ourselves at the time but funny now looking back
Robin
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4th Jan 13 at 09:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
Doing 4 years in prison for lying on the Internet.


I don't get it
3CorsaMeal
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4th Jan 13 at 09:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its a lie

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