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BluKoo
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7th Jan 13 at 22:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't know where to start

Although making counterfeit money when I was 14/15 has to be near the top of the list.

CID came round with a search warrant. Raided my house. Confiscated both my computers and my printer.



[Edited on 07-01-2013 by BluKoo]
Sunz
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7th Jan 13 at 22:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Played with petrol, a naked flame and lost.
Set my flat on fire.
BluKoo
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7th Jan 13 at 23:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Steve, is the "stupidest" in the title intentional. You know it should be "Most stupid".
Gary
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Steve
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7th Jan 13 at 23:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stupidest is correct

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Gary
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Dont worry steve, Hes just in a piss because he looks like a serial killer, his brother drives a Porsche and he drives a 10year old passat.
Gary
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7th Jan 13 at 23:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
But that dont mean you can take the piss. You still have a race car on your mums drive.
Steve
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7th Jan 13 at 23:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Dont worry steve, Hes just in a piss...


I'm not in a piss. I was just sure that "most stupid" was correct. It sounds better than "stupidest".

By the way, it's a 13 year old passat
Gary
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7th Jan 13 at 23:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was being nice.
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quote:
Originally posted by Wrighty
rolled my first corsa 8times after 5 days of ownership doing about 90mph in the wet on a long sweeping right hander. i have no memory of this but this is what im told happened. broke my back + shoulder.

another one - not me personally but i witnessed it. was about 15 years old air rifle shooting on a mates farm. we took a break sat ontop of a mahoosive bail stack having a cig..mate gets his lighter out and fires a bail thinking he could just put it out again, he couldnt. the whole bail stack went up setting fire the shed housing about 500 pigs. 4 fire engines and a few hours later the pigs didnt have a house anymore shit ourselves at the time but funny now looking back


Still remember your brother telling my on MSN. "oy, Jon broke his back" then he just logged off I had to drive all the way to Hull Royal to find out if you were a vegetable or not

A top contender for me was NYE when I had just turned 18. Went out to the pub and left my keys at home as my Dad was "staying in for the night". Several hours later got home to an empty locked house so phoned my Dad... Both shitfaced he told me to break a window. I found an axel stand and lobbed it through the back door double glazed section, flew across the kitchen and smashed the front of the fridge then fell down and smashed the wooden flooring Next day my Dad ignored all knowledge of the phone conversation and best part is, we had a house viewing

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GB123
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8th Jan 13 at 12:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Although making counterfeit money when I was 14/15 has to be near the top of the list.

CID came round with a search warrant. Raided my house. Confiscated both my computers and my printer.
rossnomore
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8th Jan 13 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
went to nandos

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smcGSI16V
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8th Jan 13 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Crashed into a police car in my first Nova 16 years ago.
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Believed some of Jimmy Bennett internet dribble
taylorboosh
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Update :

Droped my iphone 5s and now have a single crack top to bottom of screen....

Mate asked me to show him on whatsapp - spent about 5 minutes wondering why it didnt show up on screen shots lol
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7th Dec 14 at 17:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hahahaha.

When I was about 15 used to hang about with older people in cars. Well we robbed the local petrol station of a fire extinguisher one evening then about 4am driving around we asked some drunk people for directions I leant out the back passenger window while they wasn't looking and boom they got drenched fell over shouted scream we drove off pretty fast.

Another one.

My sister got caught smoking when she was about 12 in a blokes greenhouse he kicked her she come home crying me and my 12 year old mates went down there smashed all he's greenhouse windows..

He was my step dad's boss.
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7th Dec 14 at 17:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That's not being stupid, that's just being a cunt.

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I'm a proper cunt
Nic Barnes
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we know
Dom
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7th Dec 14 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
we know


johnny86
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
we know




Coming from the ginger cunt without a corsa on a corsa forum.
John
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Should have spent some time in school instead of being a cunt.
Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by johnny86
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
we know




Coming from the ginger cunt without a corsa on a corsa forum.
owned a corsa for 11 years. That's a easily enough punishment to warrant still posting on here. Not sure where the ginger comes from however.
Jambo
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7th Dec 14 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by John
Should have spent some time in school instead of being a cunt.

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