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Steve
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3rd Jan 13 at 08:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mine was.

Attended a cup final as a spectator for my old football club, it was the next age group below mine playing, I was maybe 15.

Loads of parents there all the shiz. I decide to wander round to our goal and speak to the goal keeper who I knew and who wasnt having a lot to do at the time.

Next thing the opopsite team break through, and shoot, it beats our keeper and heads to the bottom left, I happened to be stood next to that post, and in a split second of madness stuck my foot out to stop it going in

Rules are it has to be treated as an obstacle, and the ref couldnt give the goal and had to award a drop ball which we managed to clear.

All parents going mad, my dad chasing me round the pitch etc etc
mwg
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3rd Jan 13 at 08:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You are a tool
Robin
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Drank 2 litres of vodka and coke, tried to sleep under my mum's car and then after eventually being dragged inside by my brother and brother-in-law to sleep it off, pissed in the corner of a room, on a plug, thinking I'd walked to the toilet.
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At 14 I was in a shopping mall with a few friends when some idiot in a jester costume came running at us and started jumping around, promoting some shop or product.
I punched the guy nearest to me on the shoulder and felt funny as fuck when I said "Ha! I didn't know your dad worked here!"

His dad had hung himself earlier that year, something I was very well aware of.


Whittie
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3rd Jan 13 at 09:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not enough internets to list.
Ben J
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3rd Jan 13 at 09:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The obvious.
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I was sitting in on a girly chat once, as the only lad there, the girls were all my brothers friends and GF's of his friends.

One of them had been out with two of the friends and the convo between the girls came to who had the biggest penis out of the two, she said it was the ex and not the one she was with now.

Literally as soon as her BF walked in the door with the other EX BF i blurted out some shit joke about it and then said "Jenny told us all". I think this was a NYE party about to start and it totally ruined it, the GF & BF were arguing and eventually split up that night.

I had people (mainly girls) coming up to me telling me what a dick i was and Jenny came up to me at one point screaming and in tears saying "thanks a lot" really sarcastically, and how i had ruined her life.
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Should have got yours out to say you can fall back on this. Missed a trick there Jim.
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Nah, another mate fingered her and said her fanny had a crust on it.
Ben J
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3rd Jan 13 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A crust on it??????

Balling
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Nah, another mate fingered her and said her fanny had a crust on it.
Was it this guy?
http://youtu.be/Vn3IRHhPXMo


PhilC
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Looking forward to this thread. Got some potential...
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Lol

Biggest thing I regret piling my dads car into a lamp post when I was 17 ringing him up and stating "dad you know that starting problem your car had? Well I've fixed it"

Not much left after hitting a concrete lamp post at 70mph also never been trusted since and I'm now 29
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Chucked a waterbomb through the serving hatch of an ice cream truck, resulting in the driver slamming it into reverse, to presumably catch us, and smashing straight into a Metro. Luckily it wasn't in my street so we didn't get rumbled. Needless to say I never bought an ice cream again!Safe to say that wasn't what we were expecting when we concocted that genius idea
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The two accidents I've had, my Dad doesn't trust me to drive anymore, regardless of the fact I do 20k a year in various cars.
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Mine was.

Turning a puma into a race car.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Chucked a waterbomb through the serving hatch of an ice cream truck, resulting in the driver slamming it into reverse, to presumably catch us, and smashing straight into a Metro. Luckily it wasn't in my street so we didn't get rumbled. Needless to say I never bought an ice cream again!Safe to say that wasn't what we were expecting when we concocted that genius idea


Tbf, as immature as it would of been, that sounds like it had the best possible outcome. I bet you and your mates still have random laughs about it now
Ben J
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One of mine was fingering my best mates GF in front of him on my 18th birthday.



[Edited on 03-01-2013 by Ben J]
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How did that turn out for you in the end?
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We had been out on a pub crawl and she had been touching me up under tables etc all night. At the bus stop waiting for the bus into Warrington we went round a corner about 10 meteres away from everyone and got stuck in.


She was a dirty slag.

My mate ditched her and she ended up engaged to my now Brother In Law, then he ditched her too. Not sure he knows I got sticky fingers with her before him, now i'm nailing/married to his little sister. Maybe he does know as he's never really liked me!!!

She was one of my wife's mates too!!!!




[Edited on 03-01-2013 by Ben J]

[Edited on 03-01-2013 by Ben J]
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
How did that turn out for you in the end?


Well he ended up 1yr older
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sounds like a lovely girl.
Ben J
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She married a copper I believe and had about 5 kids. She was a hottie tbh but had no morals!!!
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Those were good times. I had a golden year where I seemed to be a fanny magnet and went through several girls who were friends of my wife before getting with her.
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3rd Jan 13 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
One of mine was fingering my best mates GF in front of him on my 18th birthday.


quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
She had no morals!!!


Neither did you at the time by the sounds of things... Are you still friends with your mate, and does he know what you did?

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