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Author Road kill, what have you hit?
belton
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18th May 10 at 19:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The other day i was at my girlfriends house and fitted my brand new irmscher grille, really pleased, i did this as we were leaving hers to come to mine, driving back there is a really nice straight in the middle of some country lanes, i decided to test out the power gains of my new grille. so was going about 60, then out of no where a pheasant ran out infront of my car and yea i hit it, but it didnt go under the car, it literally went flying about 30 ft into the like some sort of huge brown snow ball, it was like something out of a movie, watching it in the air i remeber thinking, i pray to fucking god that doesnt hit the windscreen. Luckily it went over he car
anyway, there was some rover thing right behind me, and when i stoped at a junction the guy got out of the car and accused me of speeding up when i say it, which i couldnt have as it ran out a split second infront of me.
He was such a cock.
but anyway, resulted in a broken number plate, irmscher grille snapped in 3 pieces, and loads of blood and crap behind my front bumper
great.

Tbh i think DRS is winning this thread at the moment, i remeber reading about when he hi t a deer i think it was on migweb
Nic Barnes
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18th May 10 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

smashed a sheep up.
gavin18787
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blue bottles mostly


Did fuck up a pigeon on the M6 toll once


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Skylined
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quote:
Originally posted by belton
i decided to test out the power gains of my new grille.


that made me
jibjob
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Ive hit:

2 foxes
countless rabbits
a dog
a rat
quite a few birds
squirrels
and a pikey

I didnt mean to hit any of them except the pikey Most damage came from the fox though. It completely shattered my front bumper and covered my car in fur and blood. Worst one though i heard was a mate and a pheasant. He was doing just over 100mph and it flew out from the grass verge. Boom! Splattered it all over the windscreen. He had to scrape it off with his bank card as his wipers wouldnt get it off
belton
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18th May 10 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Had to be done haha

Nic that is impressive

DRS-1st
Nic barnes-2nd
Me-3rd

sorry gavin, pigeon just wouldnt cause any structual damage to the car
no pain- no gain
spankyjames
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18th May 10 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think dale (drs) hass had the worst road kill, he hit a dear
JonnyJ
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I once hit two birds at the same time on a dual carriage way. Feathers everywhere
belton
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quote:
Originally posted by jibjob
Ive hit:

2 foxes
countless rabbits
a dog
a rat
quite a few birds
squirrels
and a pikey

I didnt mean to hit any of them except the pikey Most damage came from the fox though. It completely shattered my front bumper and covered my car in fur and blood. Worst one though i heard was a mate and a pheasant. He was doing just over 100mph and it flew out from the grass verge. Boom! Splattered it all over the windscreen. He had to scrape it off with his bank card as his wipers wouldnt get it off


I tried to cut bits out but that whole spec list is impressive, good work, i hope my inlet gave u that extra tourque to hit him just theat little bit faster
good work jibjob, roadkillking!
BarnshaW
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i have hit a badger before, albeit it had already been hit by someone else but it was still alive, was a really big thump, we picked it up , shoved it in my boot then on the way home left it on my mates car bonnet down the road
Joe
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18th May 10 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I hit a cat, little fucker made a right mess.

harrisp
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18th May 10 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Back in the day of riding a ped, I just flicked by visor down as a sparrow hit me head on at a whole 35mph , in cars though ive hit a couple of pigeons, ran over a badger which walked off (felt guilty for days after that) .
corsadonk
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18th May 10 at 19:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I did this last week

Then did this a while ago, it was a pheasant.

I try to miss stuff but sometimes you can't help
co4sa
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hit a badger in my nova at 70, pushed the wing back , went under front and back wheel. And still ran off. Was like runnin over a breeze block.
Ash_EP3
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18th May 10 at 19:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Nothing hit as of yet..... the other week a slow old rabbit was crawling along the road and I stopped to let it go by
sri boy
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was in ma m8ts nova and hit a cat at 127 mph was like hitting a wall wrote the nova off
SportBoy
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18th May 10 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

anybody hit a smallboy eating an icecream?
Kieran
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18th May 10 at 19:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tom we also hit a poor fox a couple of weeks ago didn't we that was pretty bad lol
co4sa
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my mate used to deliver pizzas in his xe corsa , went flyin up the road in reverse and run a boy over, luckily it was only a pikey kids lol.
jibjob
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Oh ye i was nearly road kill

Got hit by a school bus full of girls And i mean full. It was on its way to an all girls school in the morning. Double decker bastard aswel. I crossed the road through traffic, walked behind a car that was stopped and the bus just kept going and pinned me against the car Doesnt sound very funny but if you had seen the bus drivers face you would have laughed
Mertin
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I was in my mates 172 a few months ago, heard a thud and looked up and saw a deer on the bonnet. Wasn't nice.
Joe
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Oh I knocked a guy off his push-bike in Mcdonalds car park.
Marc
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18th May 10 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pigeon, no damage to car.

I think I ran something over the other year, not sure what.
sxibeast
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I've hit a couple of rabbits, a little deer thing (monkjack is it called?) and a kid in a pink t-shirt on a bike!

Didnt even see him disappear under the front of my dads car (he came flying off the path on his bike straight into the road as i was slowing down looking at the traffic)! Oh well!
daymoon
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18th May 10 at 20:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I hit a pheasant once at about 50mph, no damage to the car, but had to take the bumper off to take the bastard out....

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