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Author Kushti Comedy
purple_B
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14th Dec 03 at 21:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"how sick am i?"hes not sick just very misunderstood.i checked out the web site,all i can say is quality,getting mine booked in asap.should b able 2 get 300bhp out of my 1.6
Adam-D
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14th Dec 03 at 21:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so if he can get 200bhp from a 1.4
300 from a 1.6
im booking me dad's 1.9 in asap
purple_B
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14th Dec 03 at 21:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

me first
Joff
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14th Dec 03 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Of course he's taking the piss and you're all falling for it getting so worked up.

I for one believe him.
1.6 Sport BadBoy
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14th Dec 03 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

honestly peeps, i've had a really shit day but reading this whole thread has just made has made my day: it's so damn funny
just for fun, heres a reply from courtney turbos when i queried them about a turbo conversion for my 1.6 sport:

"Thanks for your enquiry, we do have a conversion for this car the standard
conversion is 2995 and gives 150 bhp and 160 lbsft of torque. We can take
this further with the aid of a new inlet manifold and additional piggy back
computer and extra injector. This cost an extra 975 and will put the power
up to 175-180 bhp.
I hope this is of some help
Regards Jon Shield"

look at those figures man! 500 aint gonna get you no where man - let alone no where near 200bhp

you gotta laugh tho!

cheers for making my day, twoz a laugh
Matt H
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14th Dec 03 at 23:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

is this called "how sick am i?" or "how thick am i"

FREAK!
Blacksxiboy2003
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Location: Wakefield
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14th Dec 03 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think im gunna drop a HGV engine into my 1.2 or maybe a spitfire engine,50000000 bhp
L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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14th Dec 03 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just read this whole thread, fcukin quality.
blackula
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14th Dec 03 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The manifold is the better mod for the 1.4, over the other stuff mentioned.....cams, heads, filters etc....pound for pound, relatively....

Just goes to show its a weak link.

As for going to show, surely the originator of this thread set out to cause mayhem and get a good reaction and he did. Does anyone reckon he was serious ? Surely the insurance bit on his first post was just a smokescreen to masquerade the post as serious....
drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
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15th Dec 03 at 01:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just read the first two pages of the thread, but couldnt be arsed to read the rest cos im tired! I just have to say - 200 bhp from a 1.4 16v?! LMFAO!! You're living in a dream world mate!
Red_SXi
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15th Dec 03 at 03:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Also his girlfriend looks like the woman in your avatar drunkenfool
ultrabluesxi
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15th Dec 03 at 07:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it was a good read all 6 pages just rember that f1 cars not that long ago were 1.4 turbos with over 1000hp but cost a bit more than 500 pounds if your got the cash the skys the limit
vibrio
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15th Dec 03 at 13:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 1.6 Sport BadBoy
honestly peeps, i've had a really shit day but reading this whole thread has just made has made my day: it's so damn funny
just for fun, heres a reply from courtney turbos when i queried them about a turbo conversion for my 1.6 sport:

"Thanks for your enquiry, we do have a conversion for this car the standard
conversion is 2995 and gives 150 bhp and 160 lbsft of torque. We can take
this further with the aid of a new inlet manifold and additional piggy back
computer and extra injector. This cost an extra 975 and will put the power
up to 175-180 bhp. however this only lasts for a few miles cause were crap
I hope this is of some help
Regards Jon Shield"

look at those figures man! 500 aint gonna get you no where man - let alone no where near 200bhp

you gotta laugh tho!

cheers for making my day, twoz a laugh



at courtney yes
Tom
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15th Dec 03 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lmfao

omg i'm in bulk here .... ha ha ha

Darren
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15th Dec 03 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this garage is 10 mins up the road from mine. Might have to pop up there and get my 1.4 ls upto 150bhp.

ill go and ask about this 200bhp beast!!
chris_lee100
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15th Dec 03 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

vibrio me thinks you sexy phoaar
vibrio
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16th Dec 03 at 20:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes sexy beast or so Ally says
The Guru
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16th Dec 03 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jesus!! I read the 1st 2pages of dribble then decided to skip the rest! God if only I had known it was so easy to tune an engine I could have a 300-400bhp 2.0 16v!!

What a complete Numb Nut!

Does he actually believe the shit that comes out of his mouth??

And glad to see someone else went for the "I shagged your mother" comments!!
The Guru
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16th Dec 03 at 20:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by kushti
...... shame you cant edit this icon with the finger the other way up innit


You mean this..
you are a T!T
The Guru
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16th Dec 03 at 21:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Went and had a look at the site
http://www.1stgearautodesign.co.uk/1stgear.htm
'Telephone 01787 282773 (Somtimes busy maxing cars so call us on the mobiles)' LMFAO!!!!

Oh and 'Mad Phils clio'

That just aint nice!

[Edited on 16-12-2003 by The Guru]
blackula
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16th Dec 03 at 23:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Does he do jack up kits for Capris ?

What a C0unt parking on the pavement, anyway !
Edtrix_GSI16V
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17th Dec 03 at 02:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If You Want 200bhp just get a 75 bhp shot of Nitrous fitted along with them mods u want,
Red_SXi
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17th Dec 03 at 10:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This post again
Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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17th Dec 03 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edtrix_GSI16V
If You Want 200bhp just get a 75 bhp shot of Nitrous fitted along with them mods u want,



and hey presto, you have an instant, reliable, 200bhp from a 1400 corsa


No!

pop goes the vauxhall
leon_in_uk
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17th Dec 03 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

kids, daydream believer

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