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LukeGSi
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14th Dec 03 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

200 bhp??? from a 1.4....he's some sort of inbred isnt he??? although i have been told that wheel trims and viper strips give an extra 150bhp!!! Tosser!!!
AndyCorsa
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14th Dec 03 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by born_upsideout
200 bhp??? from a 1.4....he's some sort of inbred isnt he??? although i have been told that wheel trims and viper strips give an extra 150bhp!!! Tosser!!!


Go faster strips, lol
LukeGSi
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14th Dec 03 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

''if you don't beleive me thats fine like I said you'll just have to wait for the proof. '' Fair enuf mate, when its done pop up to norwich and ill give u 5 minutes of my time to seriously kick your arse!!!
LukeGSi
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14th Dec 03 at 17:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by kushti
dont tell me to shut up my man is a RACEING ENGINE MECHANIC and I'll be the one laughing when your left at the lights and I'm gone in the distance.



o yeah a ''RACEING ENGINE MECHANIC'' thats he he drives such a ''tasty beemer''!!! If you fancy a giggle take a look at this quality site....
http://www.1stgearautodesign.co.uk
LukeGSi
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14th Dec 03 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ooops!! now i look a fool - that WHY he drives such a tasty beemer!!
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at that site, why get 2 shit old cars as your main photo's for the site?

broster
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14th Dec 03 at 18:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whats he doing here, notice the blury hand!
AndyCorsa
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14th Dec 03 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol @ Broster

broster
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14th Dec 03 at 18:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u gotta ask these questions tho aint you!
AndyCorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by broster
u gotta ask these questions tho aint you!


Yeh does look quite dodgy though mate

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would you wanna go to a garage where the main man runs off for a quickie every two mins
LukeGSi
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this guy is a genius!!! im getting my motor straight down to this high quality tuning shop asap for a set of 14'' tsw venoms and a kenwood sticker in my rear window!!! Top stuff!!! All the above is costing me the grand total of £6.73 and a packet of dry roasted peanuts!!
AndyCorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by broster
would you wanna go to a garage where the main man runs off for a quickie every two mins


Yeh lol.

'Yeh listen mate, I said I wanted my bumper sprayed black not white!'

If ya know what I mean
broster
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14th Dec 03 at 18:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol, yeah, i didnt want my interior spraying white neva mate
Paul_J
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14th Dec 03 at 18:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The funniest thing about all this, is its like the sort of bullshit you'd expect from some kid who's 15 and dreaming of getting his car...

but this guys 22-23 years old, yet he speaks like a spastic and acts like a 15 year old.

Seriously, if he can get 200 bhp out of a 1.4 16v for £500 I'll shit in a hat and eat it.

The thing is, his mate probably said 102 bhp for £500, yet he mis heard him and got the numbers mixed up - 201 bhp.

The sad thing is, we probably won't see the punk again - I'd like to see him come on here and admit he was wrong/prove he was right. but I doubt very much he will.

I'd laugh so much, when he goes to his mate - cool here's the £500, is it running the 200 bhp like you said? and his mate just falls about laughing.

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red sxi are those sxi alloys in ur avatar pic they look bigger like 16" voodos or summat ? As for 200bhp ? My calibra only pumps out 136 standard and it eats corsas for breakfast, this guy should have some respect for the circles he is talking in, or buy a wizards of NOs kit lol. !
WARPED
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14th Dec 03 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

some1 email the tuning company and ask them about tuning your 1.4 16v corsa sport, tell em you want 200 bhp and see what they say, interested to see if they think they can do it
big eck
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14th Dec 03 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've only read the first page of this thread and its fukin hilarious, he MUST be takin the piss.
big eck
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_lee100
red sxi are those sxi alloys in ur avatar pic they look bigger like 16" voodos or summat ? As for 200bhp ? My calibra only pumps out 136 standard and it eats corsas for breakfast, this guy should have some respect for the circles he is talking in, or buy a wizards of NOs kit lol. !

You wont eat my corsa m8
dousey
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14th Dec 03 at 20:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

£500 to get 110bhp.......
Red_SXi
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14th Dec 03 at 20:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No my wheels aren't Sxi wheels, they are 17" Masitaly VT7's
vibrio
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14th Dec 03 at 21:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by big eck
quote:
Originally posted by chris_lee100
red sxi are those sxi alloys in ur avatar pic they look bigger like 16" voodos or summat ? As for 200bhp ? My calibra only pumps out 136 standard and it eats corsas for breakfast, this guy should have some respect for the circles he is talking in, or buy a wizards of NOs kit lol. !

You wont eat my corsa m8



nor mine
LScorsa
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14th Dec 03 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wheres he gone
Strange how he not replyed for a while!
Adam-D
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14th Dec 03 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ive got a 1.4 corsa how much itd be to get a reliable 200bhp from it?

im running bout 60bhp now what mods do you suggest?

get a life its just not going to happen is it?
Adam-D
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14th Dec 03 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh yeah as for the title to this thread

"how sick am i"

i think your pretty sick so much so u need some medical help

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