Avey
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Ashley Young would be good, but don't think we'd get him for less than say £20m 
As much of a twat Bentley is, he'd do well for us
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Ojc
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Bentley is the most over-rated player ever to exist, utter dog shit.
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Ojc
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Sir Alex Ferguson today reveiled that English superclub, Manchester United, are on the verge of signing former European Footballer of the Year and balsa wood boned, Michael Owen.
In a riposte to free spending Real Madrid, who have now spunked nearly £200million on Kaka, Ronaldo, Albiol and Benzema, Fergie revealed that United were in no way crippled by their estimated £700million debt and could cut it with Real when it came to signing the big names in the world game.
He claimed that United would be stronger next season despite losing World Footballer of the Year, Ronaldo, and apparently wanting to replace him with a Honduran winger from Wigan and a knackered striker from the early part of the decade.
Michael, 29, but with the hamstrings of a man three times his age, is believed to have accepted a cut-price deal with the Old Trafford based giants and will sign today subject to the unlikely event of him managing to staying upright and not falling to the ground, curled in the foetal position wracked with pain clutching his knee during his rigorous medical.
Owen’s agents, the Wasserman Group, claimed that their much derided shiny brochure, had been a success and that Sir Alex had been persuaded by Owen’s core values, his goalscoring record and the free Panini stickers that had been attached to the front.
They also claimed that Owen’s move to a big club could give him a renewed opportunity to get back into the England squad so that he can breakdown sometime during the World Cup in South Africa, Fabio Capello was unavailable for comment on this, but an FA spokesman, when asked, did suppress a giggle and say that there was more chance of Capello making Titus Bramble England captain.
Manchester United fans across the country, from Surrey to Cornwall, seem to be divided on the signing, with internet forums awash with fans either trying to delude themselves that Owen’s signing could work out like a latter day Cantona or calling Owen “a little Scouse sh*tbag who will spend all his time in the Old Trafford treatment room”.
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mwg
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Something tells me thats not an article from the BBC Sport site 
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
A mate in work is on a scum forum, and has just shown me a post
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If owen lifts that premier league trophy before stevie does, i'm going on a killing spree
Be worth it just for that!
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Marc
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Linked with a £16m bid for Luís Fabiano from Sevila.
Good record for Brazil.
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Hammer
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Fabiano has turned into a quality striker and Brazil's first choice just now by some distance. That sounds cheap though especially as Sevilla know you're armed with £80 million.
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Ojc
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Debt, Cosmo, blah blah.
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Fabiano has turned into a quality striker and Brazil's first choice just now by some distance. That sounds cheap though especially as Sevilla know you're armed with £80 million.
Milan want him too.
Worth a punt with the record hes got.
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Debt, Cosmo, blah blah.
Keiron Dyer blah blah
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Cosmo
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I see Barca are putting the full backing to getting Fabregas back at the club 
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5412905,00.html
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
I see Barca are putting the full backing to getting Fabregas back at the club
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5412905,00.html
That would be great news tbh never gonna happen though imo, at least not this year.
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Ojc
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I don't rate Fabregas all that much. Should just let him go.
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Robbo
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Bioth Sneijder and van der Vaart now show as wearing #23, leaving #'s 9 and 10 free...
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Bioth Sneijder and van der Vaart now show as wearing #23, leaving #'s 9 and 10 free...
At least one of those two will be on there way out imo.
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Tom
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It seems Lucas Neil may be discovering he's not worth as much as he thought
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5413383,00.html
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Danny P
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We've just signed Theo Robinson on a 3 year deal from Watford.
[Edited on 03-07-2009 by Danny P]
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Cosmo
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Appears Fergie was impressed by the brochure made about Owen. Buzz words FTL
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Tom
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Cool, sincere, devoted
Fuck off you little money grabbing prick
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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Fit and Healthy made me laugh.
And...Clean and Fresh?! Is he a footballer or a fucking gigolo?
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Ojc
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Clean & Fresh? Freshen up for the poonarni, is he the clean and fresh man found in club toilets? Is that what he does when he is crocked?
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Hammer
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You'd honestly think that brochure was a fucking piss take
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strick206
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Fit & Healthy and Resilient are the best ones for me
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Cosmo
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So is Charismatic...the guy (and Ive met him a few times) has the personality of Wacko Jacko.
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Ojc
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Cool? Cool to who? 10 year kids?
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