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Hell yeah! I would suck off Tim Cook in an instant 2 (14.29%)
Couldn't give a fuck mate 12 (85.71%)


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evilrob
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Bothered?



I'll be watching just to play Apple Cliche Bingo:

"It's the best <something> we've ever made"
"It really pops"
"We really think you're going to love it."

etc.

Also, the usual talking head monologue from Mr. Ive:

"It's about the way these devices make you feel; the seamless combination of hardware and software working together in harmony. It's something we're extremely passionate about here at Apple; this is why I personally touch every one of our devices with my shiny minimalist penis before it leaves the factory. Mine's got fingerprint recognition built right into the bell end - look!"

[Edited on 09-09-2014 by evilrob]
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I don't like those two options
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quote:
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I don't like those two options


Where is the, im not a fan boy but like iPhones and excited to see the new instalment released button?
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Rob - you can always go and watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc and feel that microsoft love

[Edited on 09-09-2014 by Rob_Quads]
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The people that click couldn't give a fuck mate will all be watching it.
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Rob - you can always go and watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc and feel that microsoft love

That ain't right. I reckon Ballmer had a cheeky toot just before he came on stage.



Luckily the new CEO Nutella Salmonella or whatever his name is seems to carry himself with a little more decorum.

[Edited on 09-09-2014 by evilrob]
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The people that click couldn't give a fuck mate will all be watching it.


Yup. Then posting about how they don't give a fuck, starting conversations and creating threads on the interwebs.
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I genuinely couldn't give a fuck
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Not overly bothered, will have a look at some pictures of what it's like later but won't be getting anything anyway.

Rather spend £500 on my car.
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quote:
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Rather spend £500 on my car.

You could buy another one for that, couldn't you mate?

(only joshing with you, fella!)
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You could , Spent more on bits for the car than the car itself already anyway
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Love seeing the new stuff, but can't be bothered to sit through the keynote.

Usually have Engadget or something open with the live update showing.


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Thats what I will be doing
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I ticked couldn't give a fuck, but will keep up to speed with what's announced either on here, BBC website or wherever.

I won't be buying anything from it, but always intrigued with what they're offering as the best ever
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I'll be watching what's announced as usual but will be surprised if they have anything interesting.
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I'm watching, am bored and due an upgrade. If that means I want to suck a dick, then so be it
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Guess I'm not cool
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I only give a fuck as I need a new phone and the iPhone 6 is probably the one I'll get
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quote:
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quote:
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The people that click couldn't give a fuck mate will all be watching it.


Yup. Then posting about how they don't give a fuck, starting conversations and creating threads on the interwebs.
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Well they've completely fucked up the streaming of the event anyway.
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yup - royal screwup. I can see some very heated meetings after this one
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No chance, meeting full of people saying, 'it's ok', it was 'good enough'.
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I managed about 240seconds in total. It was laughably bad.

Even when it was working; on my iPad (loud) it was stupidly quiet and the translators voice was interfering with his voice. Bloody annoying.
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Apple pay....


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Not the most flattering photo...





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