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evilrob

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30th Dec 13 at 12:51

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She was probably thinking of Schmeichel?

No shit, Sherlock!

As far as I'm aware, Sherlock never played in goal.

C2RL R

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30th Dec 13 at 12:58

According to Wikipedia, the author who wrote Sherlock was a goalkeeper. Useless info I know.

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30th Dec 13 at 13:21

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Originally posted by alan-g-w

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Originally posted by GB123

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Originally posted by alan-g-w
Love to see a good old corsasport bandwagon in motion, I see Ronson just felt the full force there. Funny thing being that if he had posted a joke/ jokes like that a year ago in a thread talking about someone nearly dying cunts would have been lolling like fuck. It just so happens that the whole Frankie Boyle type humour has been knocked on the head by the media in recent months, then you get people on here being precious about a guy who used to drive a car for a living.

Who remembers the threads where someone would be looking for remembrance and all that would be posted were sick jokes about said person. Laughs galore, certainly no one getting a bunch of panty twisters jumping down their throat. The guy made a joke that isn't affecting Schumacher in any way, shape or form. Why does he have a line of people waiting to call him a wanker?

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by alan-g-w]

What bit was the joke?

Google hyperbole.

Think it's you who needs to Google it, Alan. You didn't exaggerate, you were incorrect in saying he made a joke when infact he said the man deserves it for how he drove an F1 car.

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 13:29

I've had a few bad smashes while boarding....some without a crash helmet on i'm sorry to say. Some very lucky escapes. Surprisingly enough, i had my luckiest escape when in the resort of Meribel (where MSC has of course had his accident).

I caught en edge and literally cartwheeled down the piste....but rather than using my hands...it was the top of my head which hit the ground. Could have quite easily snapped my neck. I've also accidentily rode off the edge of piste due to thinking i was a billy big bollocks and going too fast...i missed landing on a large tree stump by about 2ft.

I've also got a long standing shoulder injury which i can still feel today from where i face planted after catching an edge at about 30mph. Crazy how lucky i've been.

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by Aaron]

fred7

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30th Dec 13 at 13:31

You actually do sound like billy big bollocks after that and still boarding is pretty brave imo

Generation

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30th Dec 13 at 13:35

Not sure why this is affecting people

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 13:38

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You actually do sound like billy big bollocks after that and still boarding is pretty brave imo

Indeed. Needless to say i learnt my lesson, and ended looking like Robocop with all the protective gear i used to wear. Haven't been for a few years now tbh, and I think i've grown out of it anyway. My boards are more like wall-hanging ornaments now tbh

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by Aaron]

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30th Dec 13 at 13:47

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w

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Originally posted by GB123

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Love to see a good old corsasport bandwagon in motion, I see Ronson just felt the full force there. Funny thing being that if he had posted a joke/ jokes like that a year ago in a thread talking about someone nearly dying cunts would have been lolling like fuck. It just so happens that the whole Frankie Boyle type humour has been knocked on the head by the media in recent months, then you get people on here being precious about a guy who used to drive a car for a living.

Who remembers the threads where someone would be looking for remembrance and all that would be posted were sick jokes about said person. Laughs galore, certainly no one getting a bunch of panty twisters jumping down their throat. The guy made a joke that isn't affecting Schumacher in any way, shape or form. Why does he have a line of people waiting to call him a wanker?

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by alan-g-w]

What bit was the joke?

Google hyperbole.

Why? Is that what you did?

I can't see how hyperbole is involved at all, you categorically stated: 'The guy made a joke that isn't affecting Schumacher' and I asked what the joke was.

Ben G

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30th Dec 13 at 14:10

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Not sure why this is affecting people

This line is getting boring now, generation.

I don't see if affecting anyone. We're having a discussion about it, which is what usually happens on forums.

Can't see anyone cutting their wrists or going to a memorial.

Steve

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30th Dec 13 at 14:19

Iv seen "fans" on my facebook saying they actually had no sleep last night because of it

and they haven't stopped crying etc etc

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 14:20

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Iv seen "fans" on my facebook saying they actually had no sleep last night because of it and they haven't stopped crying etc etc

Could you U2U their e mail addresses to Generation, so that he can feel like he's making his point?

Cheers

Ben G

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30th Dec 13 at 14:21

You need to delete them then. They're clearly emo types who listen to the likes of the lost prophets.

Steve

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30th Dec 13 at 14:21

they are girls btw, if they were blokes they wouldn't be there

alan-g-w

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30th Dec 13 at 14:44

quote:
Originally posted by Eck

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w

quote:
Originally posted by GB123

quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
Love to see a good old corsasport bandwagon in motion, I see Ronson just felt the full force there. Funny thing being that if he had posted a joke/ jokes like that a year ago in a thread talking about someone nearly dying cunts would have been lolling like fuck. It just so happens that the whole Frankie Boyle type humour has been knocked on the head by the media in recent months, then you get people on here being precious about a guy who used to drive a car for a living.

Who remembers the threads where someone would be looking for remembrance and all that would be posted were sick jokes about said person. Laughs galore, certainly no one getting a bunch of panty twisters jumping down their throat. The guy made a joke that isn't affecting Schumacher in any way, shape or form. Why does he have a line of people waiting to call him a wanker?

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by alan-g-w]

What bit was the joke?

Google hyperbole.

Think it's you who needs to Google it, Alan. You didn't exaggerate, you were incorrect in saying he made a joke when infact he said the man deserves it for how he drove an F1 car.

?

I was referring to Ronson's hyperbole, i.e. Schumacher deserves this for being a cheating bastard. I hated the way that about a dozen people jumped down his throat for an off the cuff remark - do people really believe that if he was hypothetically presented with a big red button and told 'press this to give Michael Schumacher massive blunt force trauma, just to get him back for being a cheating bastard 10yrs ago' that he'd go ahead? Clearly not, it was a daft comment that shouldn't have been taken seriously.

Generation

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30th Dec 13 at 15:16

Aaron trying to make internet friends

Didn't see anybody cutting wrists of having memorials in original thread either tbh

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 15:25

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Originally posted by Generation

Aaron trying to make internet friends
Didn't see anybody cutting wrists of having memorials in original thread either tbh

Showing yourself up even more bud.

Generation

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30th Dec 13 at 15:32

Infront of the internet too!!

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 15:36

Do I deserve to be involved in a life threatening accident yet then?

Generation

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30th Dec 13 at 15:38

No?

Strange thing to ask me, I haven't said that about anybody.

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by Generation]

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 15:40

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Originally posted by Generation
No?

Strange thing to ask me, I haven't said that about anybody.

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by Generation]

Seems to be your sort of level that's all

Generation

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30th Dec 13 at 15:59

Yeah, OK.

Take it you've just realised it wasn't me a few pages back that said it..

Please feel free to quote me on similar things I've previously said seeing as it's "my level"

Nothing? Thought so.

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 16:03

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Originally posted by Generation
Yeah, OK.

Take it you've just realised it wasn't me a few pages back that said it..

Incorrect. I'm capable of keeping track of retarded comments in a thread thanks.

Generation

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30th Dec 13 at 16:12

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Originally posted by Generation

Please feel free to quote me on similar things I've previously said seeing as it's "my level"

Nothing? Thought so.

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 16:19

quote:
Originally posted by Generation
Not sure why this is affecting people

Aaron

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30th Dec 13 at 16:23

quote:
Originally posted by Generation

Aaron trying to make internet friends
Didn't see anybody cutting wrists of having memorials in original thread either tbh

Turning into a bellend when questioned = 2

I'm sure there will more be past, present and future examples

[Edited on 30-12-2013 by Aaron]

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