Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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i have done ALL of the above, bar points 4 and 26.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Maybe we should make a proper list & send it in to practical performance car magazine 
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Steve W should present a laminated copy to them
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Maybe we should make a proper list & send it in to practical performance car magazine
I'm trying to keep it updated, think we're doing pretty well so far
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Ash PMSL @ #29
#31 Want to own a CTR
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z
#9 Make your own in-car driving video and call it "Boys have fun"
#10 Join http://www.VAGweb.co.uk
#11 Fit a shit exhaust
#12 Make wide arches out of expanding foam
#13 ring vauxhall to get a working flux capacitor
#14 Put your back seats down to reduce weight and improve performance - Whilst fitting a rather heavy sub and amp to your car
#15 Fit a Cossie cone, just because they're so damn cool.
#16 Stick on random VXR, turbo, GSi, TypeR badges as you see fit
#17 Fit a bfo exhaust because it means big 'fuck' off and you like swearing
#18 fit a multitude of stickers even if you dont actually own anything from the companies youre promoting
#19 Fit a sock to induction system & wonder why the car doesn't work properly
#20 Attempt to fit a dump valve to your 1.2 8v, your mate did it he said it was easy
#21 Stick a cd to your horn to bling your car up that extra bit.
#22 stick tights over your headlights for that genuine tineted look
#23 Realise dumpvalves only work on turbo cars, purchase fake electric sound dump valve from ebay
#24 video yourself doing 130mph in third gear
#25 Gain 10-15% in performance for just £4.50 on ebay
#26 If you are asian, put a gold decorative tissue box on your parcel shelf
#27 Let a 16 year old girl drive and crash your car cos you want to have sex with her
#28 Fit rubstrips
#29 Lie about owning a Calibra
#30 Cover your boring grey parcel shelf with an England flag
#31 Buy a BMW 316 add m3 badges
#32 Hang CD from rear view mirror
#33 Angle seat backwards
#34 Use only one hand to steer
#35 Want to own a CTR
[Edited on 29-09-2006 by Matt H]
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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seat covers!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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#.. master the art of drifting using 2 mcdonalds tray's
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Robin
Premium Member
Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
User status: Offline
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#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z
#9 Make your own in-car driving video and call it "Boys have fun"
#10 Join http://www.VAGweb.co.uk
#11 Fit a shit exhaust
#12 Make wide arches out of expanding foam
#13 ring vauxhall to get a working flux capacitor
#14 Put your back seats down to reduce weight and improve performance - Whilst fitting a rather heavy sub and amp to your car
#15 Fit a Cossie cone, just because they're so damn cool.
#16 Stick on random VXR, turbo, GSi, TypeR badges as you see fit
#17 Fit a bfo exhaust because it means big 'fuck' off and you like swearing
#18 fit a multitude of stickers even if you dont actually own anything from the companies youre promoting
#19 Fit a sock to induction system & wonder why the car doesn't work properly
#20 Attempt to fit a dump valve to your 1.2 8v, your mate did it he said it was easy
#21 Stick a cd to your horn to bling your car up that extra bit.
#22 stick tights over your headlights for that genuine tineted look
#23 Realise dumpvalves only work on turbo cars, purchase fake electric sound dump valve from ebay
#24 video yourself doing 130mph in third gear
#25 Gain 10-15% in performance for just £4.50 on ebay
#26 If you are asian, put a gold decorative tissue box on your parcel shelf
#27 Let a 16 year old girl drive and crash your car cos you want to have sex with her
#28 Fit rubstrips
#29 Lie about owning a Calibra
#30 Cover your boring grey parcel shelf with an England flag
#31 Buy a BMW 316 add m3 badges
#32 Hang CD from rear view mirror
#33 Angle seat backwards
#34 Use only one hand to steer
#35 Want to own a CTR
#36 Get told daily that 106s are better
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
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#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z
#9 Make your own in-car driving video and call it "Boys have fun"
#10 Join http://www.VAGweb.co.uk
#11 Fit a shit exhaust
#12 Make wide arches out of expanding foam
#13 ring vauxhall to get a working flux capacitor
#14 Put your back seats down to reduce weight and improve performance - Whilst fitting a rather heavy sub and amp to your car
#15 Fit a Cossie cone, just because they're so damn cool.
#16 Stick on random VXR, turbo, GSi, TypeR badges as you see fit
#17 Fit a bfo exhaust because it means big 'fuck' off and you like swearing
#18 fit a multitude of stickers even if you dont actually own anything from the companies youre promoting
#19 Fit a sock to induction system & wonder why the car doesn't work properly
#20 Attempt to fit a dump valve to your 1.2 8v, your mate did it he said it was easy
#21 Stick a cd to your horn to bling your car up that extra bit.
#22 stick tights over your headlights for that genuine tineted look
#23 Realise dumpvalves only work on turbo cars, purchase fake electric sound dump valve from ebay
#24 video yourself doing 130mph in third gear
#25 Gain 10-15% in performance for just £4.50 on ebay
#26 If you are asian, put a gold decorative tissue box on your parcel shelf
#27 Let a 16 year old girl drive and crash your car cos you want to have sex with her
#28 Fit rubstrips
#29 Lie about owning a Calibra
#30 Cover your boring grey parcel shelf with an England flag
#31 Buy a BMW 316 add m3 badges
#32 Hang CD from rear view mirror
#33 Want to own a CTR
#34 ...or a blue Impreza with Gold wheels and a Prodrive jacket
#35 Angle seat backwards
#36 Use only one hand to steer
#37 Fit leather look seat covers from Argos
#38 master the art of drifting using 2 mcdonalds tray's
#39 Get told daily that 106s are better
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z
#9 Make your own in-car driving video and call it "Boys have fun"
#10 Join http://www.VAGweb.co.uk
#11 Fit a shit exhaust
#12 Make wide arches out of expanding foam
#13 ring vauxhall to get a working flux capacitor
#14 Put your back seats down to reduce weight and improve performance - Whilst fitting a rather heavy sub and amp to your car
#15 Fit a Cossie cone, just because they're so damn cool.
#16 Stick on random VXR, turbo, GSi, TypeR badges as you see fit
#17 Fit a bfo exhaust because it means big 'fuck' off and you like swearing
#18 fit a multitude of stickers even if you dont actually own anything from the companies youre promoting
#19 Fit a sock to induction system & wonder why the car doesn't work properly
#20 Attempt to fit a dump valve to your 1.2 8v, your mate did it he said it was easy
#21 Stick a cd to your horn to bling your car up that extra bit.
#22 stick tights over your headlights for that genuine tineted look
#23 Realise dumpvalves only work on turbo cars, purchase fake electric sound dump valve from ebay
#24 video yourself doing 130mph in third gear
#25 Gain 10-15% in performance for just £4.50 on ebay
#26 If you are asian, put a gold decorative tissue box on your parcel shelf
#27 Let a 16 year old girl drive and crash your car cos you want to have sex with her
#28 Fit rubstrips
#29 Lie about owning a Calibra
#30 Cover your boring grey parcel shelf with an England flag
#31 Buy a BMW 316 add m3 badges
#32 Hang CD from rear view mirror
#33 Want to own a CTR
#34 ...or a blue Impreza with Gold wheels and a Prodrive jacket
#35 Angle seat backwards
#36 Use only one hand to steer
#37 Debadge car.....only to fit a sticker 100 times as big saying the same thing as the badge did
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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#37 Fit DIY tints as they are P.I.M.P
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Robin
Premium Member
Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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#40 fit a gsi kit and speedlines? 
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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# .. fit a non-working roof scoop
# .. get chinese motif's all over your bonnet when you're quite clearly white
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z
#9 Make your own in-car driving video and call it "Boys have fun"
#10 Join http://www.VAGweb.co.uk
#11 Fit a shit exhaust
#12 Make wide arches out of expanding foam
#13 ring vauxhall to get a working flux capacitor
#14 Put your back seats down to reduce weight and improve performance - Whilst fitting a rather heavy sub and amp to your car
#15 Fit a Cossie cone, just because they're so damn cool.
#16 Stick on random VXR, turbo, GSi, TypeR badges as you see fit
#17 Fit a bfo exhaust because it means big 'fuck' off and you like swearing
#18 fit a multitude of stickers even if you dont actually own anything from the companies youre promoting
#19 Fit a sock to induction system & wonder why the car doesn't work properly
#20 Attempt to fit a dump valve to your 1.2 8v, your mate did it he said it was easy
#21 Stick a cd to your horn to bling your car up that extra bit.
#22 stick tights over your headlights for that genuine tineted look
#23 Realise dumpvalves only work on turbo cars, purchase fake electric sound dump valve from ebay
#24 video yourself doing 130mph in third gear
#25 Gain 10-15% in performance for just £4.50 on ebay
#26 If you are asian, put a gold decorative tissue box on your parcel shelf
#27 Let a 16 year old girl drive and crash your car cos you want to have sex with her
#28 Fit rubstrips
#29 Lie about owning a Calibra
#30 Cover your boring grey parcel shelf with an England flag
#31 Buy a BMW 316 add m3 badges
#32 Hang CD from rear view mirror
#33 Want to own a CTR
#34 ...or a blue Impreza with Gold wheels and a Prodrive jacket
#35 Angle seat backwards
#36 Use only one hand to steer
#37 Debadge car.....only to fit a sticker 100 times as big saying the same thing as the badge did
#38 Fit DIY tints as they are P.I.M.P
#39 Start your own online Corsa community
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
User status: Offline
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#40 Enquire about possible turbo conversion for 1.2 engines
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
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#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z
#9 Make your own in-car driving video and call it "Boys have fun"
#10 Join http://www.VAGweb.co.uk
#11 Fit a shit exhaust
#12 Make wide arches out of expanding foam
#13 ring vauxhall to get a working flux capacitor
#14 Put your back seats down to reduce weight and improve performance - Whilst fitting a rather heavy sub and amp to your car
#15 Fit a Cossie cone, just because they're so damn cool.
#16 Stick on random VXR, turbo, GSi, TypeR badges as you see fit
#17 Fit a bfo exhaust because it means big 'fuck' off and you like swearing
#18 fit a multitude of stickers even if you dont actually own anything from the companies youre promoting
#19 Fit a sock to induction system & wonder why the car doesn't work properly
#20 Attempt to fit a dump valve to your 1.2 8v, your mate did it he said it was easy
#21 Stick a cd to your horn to bling your car up that extra bit.
#22 stick tights over your headlights for that genuine tineted look
#23 Realise dumpvalves only work on turbo cars, purchase fake electric sound dump valve from ebay
#24 video yourself doing 130mph in third gear
#25 Gain 10-15% in performance for just £4.50 on ebay
#26 If you are asian, put a gold decorative tissue box on your parcel shelf
#27 Let a 16 year old girl drive and crash your car cos you want to have sex with her
#28 Fit rubstrips
#29 Lie about owning a Calibra
#30 Cover your boring grey parcel shelf with an England flag
#31 Buy a BMW 316 add m3 badges
#32 Hang CD from rear view mirror
#33 Want to own a CTR
#34 ...or a blue Impreza with Gold wheels and a Prodrive jacket
#35 Angle seat backwards
#36 Use only one hand to steer
#37 Fit leather look seat covers from Argos
#38 master the art of drifting using 2 mcdonalds tray's
#39 Get told daily that 106s are better
#40 Debadge car.....only to fit a sticker 100 times as big saying the same thing as the badge did
#41 Fit DIY tints as they are P.I.M.P
#42 fit a gsi kit and speedlines?
#43 fit a non-working roof scoop
#44 get chinese motif's all over your bonnet when you're quite clearly white
#45 Start your own online Corsa community
#46 Enquire about possible turbo conversion for 1.2 engines
#47 Buy leafblower electric supercharger from eBay
#48 Remove two HT leads so your 1.0 sounds like a Subaru
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Robin
Premium Member
Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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be deluded into thinking the GSi is actually quick.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
be deluded into thinking the GSi is actually quick.
...then start smallblockxe.com
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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you guys rock
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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lmfao, I'm including both of them
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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#49 be deluded into thinking the GSi is actually quick
#50 ...then start smallblockxe.com
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Fit caliper covers to make it look like you have 4 pots.
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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fit alloys before lowering
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