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gianluigi
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#...attend an East Anglia meet wearing a new silver braclet that will, during the day, eventually turn your wrist green
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wire up LEDS directly to the car battery
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writing off white 106's on gates outside schools will always make you look cool
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quote:
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always state in "k's" how much money you've spent on your car


and if its not upto the value of a 'k,' its 'bar.'
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Add all the bhp of your individual mods together, we all know thats how you work out the power figure.
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have more TV's in your car than you do in your house
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buy a Fast and Furious style rev counter thats bigger than your dash
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make your own stealth shelf with a pair of your mums tights
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quote:
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writing off white 106's on gates outside schools will always make you look cool


that post needs to be resurrected IMO
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combine expensive cars with corsas, eg. a Jaguar and a Corsa
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quote:
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combine expensive cars with corsas, eg. a Jaguar and a Corsa


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Crash your 1.4 106 due to torque steer

[Edited on 29-09-2006 by Matt H]
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Stress that your car is really fast for what it is
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drill your airbox on the side next to the engine
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Buy Splitfire spark plugs and post the rolling road graphs showing your 25bhp gain

[Edited on 29-09-2006 by Steve]
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#...Get ross to take pics of your car, and post them up

#...prepare for Ross to get annoyed for you breaching his copywrite.
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realise your mistake and but a universal induction kit from E-bay which luckily improves the cars responsiveness
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Say "each to their own" when discussing an ugly car
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FPMSL. i just saw that Matt.
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have a crap education, make this obvious by the blatant mispelling of the word copyright
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or qwote.
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#...remove the rear seats of your corsa and insist its handling has improved
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quote:
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#...remove the rear seats of your corsa and insist its handling has improved



pearoast
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
#...remove the rear seats of your corsa and insist its handling has improved



pearoast


cum again?
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...drop your rear seats to knock 1 second off your standing quarter

...in addition to this drive round with no fuel in the tank to save weight

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