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only 228 to go

we could publish this
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i quite fancy being a driving legend

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I hope to god 'UK Bling' doesn't take over. There are already enough fucking crappy shit Range Rovers on the road, there are even ones with fucking chrome wheels on them round here. Shit.
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old skool cool is where its at, people will stop making their cars look like the latest sony walkman and go back to 8-track styling
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#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
I hope to god 'UK Bling' doesn't take over. There are already enough fucking crappy shit Range Rovers on the road, there are even ones with fucking chrome wheels on them round here. Shit.


a guy in my town swapped his FQ400 for a X5 of 22" spinners
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What's the panic about. It's only max pooer mag.
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I bought this mag (wait for the flame)
and its not too bad. Got some nice cars in there. and Nikala is HOT

Havnt bought Max in a while (few months) and its improved. Shows "the kids" what happens if you drive like a nobber (has a crash feature with some dude getting cut out of a car)

but it had that 250bhp Nova on polised Porka wheels, the purple one with no interior just a big ol cage

sorry for all the brackets in this post

I dont give a flying monkey poo if they said Corsa Crusher on the front. They could put Donkey Shiteater for i care
Marc
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Biased
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pics of your car corsa-bboy?
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wat an idiot
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
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Biased


yeah i know

but some of the stuff they put in the mag is actually good. 90% is utter donkey balls
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you ate donkey shit?
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only the once... it was after PVS2004 i was still very drunk and kinda concussed
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Nu? WTF? What is the point in this thread? Do you honestly care what Max Power has to say about anything? There magazine is aimed at school boys with absolutely no clue about cars at all.


How can you criticize his spelling


the spelling is correct, its the grammer thats wrong.
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Ok, so we have:

#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z

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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Nu? WTF? What is the point in this thread? Do you honestly care what Max Power has to say about anything? There magazine is aimed at school boys with absolutely no clue about cars at all.


How can you criticize his spelling


the spelling is correct, its the grammer thats wrong.


*Grammar
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Nu? WTF? What is the point in this thread? Do you honestly care what Max Power has to say about anything? There magazine is aimed at school boys with absolutely no clue about cars at all.


How can you criticize his spelling


I saw the mistake, but I could not be bothered to change it. Their

How are you laces Marc you fcuking Jew?
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
pics of your car corsa-bboy?
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Raped by max power magazine

imagine the paper cuts
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Chavs as magazine racks, now there's a thought.
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i knu dis fread wud b wkd innit
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#1 Add a jet engine, flip it at 300mph
#2 Grow a ginger beard and learn to roundhouse kick stuff.
#3 Fit VTEC.
#4 fit civic lights to it regardless of how they fit
#5 put all the interior on the exterior, and have an interior like a ferrys exterior
#6 fit the 1st set of alloys you can get your hands on regardless of offset
#7 Refer to your car as your "ride" regardless to the fact that you don't actually ride a car
#8 u2u g@z
#9 Make your own in-car driving video and call it "Boys have fun"

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