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Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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19th Apr 04 at 11:55

What is the most wierd telephone conversation you have had at work?!

DanielJ

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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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19th Apr 04 at 12:00

good topic, i ad a corker the otherday

me answer the phone as i usually do, got this bloke saying do you sell exhaust repair bandages? i say yes they r £3.49 etc, asked him what the problem was, he says well its abit of a traumatic experience, i was reversing off the drive and the dog jumped out infront of me. then he burst into tears etc, im onthe other end of the phone trying not to laugh

then he says then hes still stuck on there... if i came down do you think you could patch the exhaust up for me, i say no we arnt allowed to do stuff like tha, then he says o well do you think you could get the dog off it for me, started laughing and put the phone down

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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19th Apr 04 at 12:09

I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like

Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!!

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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19th Apr 04 at 12:11

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!!

PMFSL you luv it

Natalie

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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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19th Apr 04 at 12:11

A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants

It was funny at the time

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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19th Apr 04 at 12:14

Cracking

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
User status: Offline

19th Apr 04 at 12:15

quote:
Originally posted by SetH

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!!

PMFSL you luv it

my milkshake brings the boys to the yard

Robbo

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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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19th Apr 04 at 12:23

quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants

It was funny at the time

Natalie

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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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19th Apr 04 at 12:23

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo

quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants

It was funny at the time

Dragan answered the phone Rob

SetH

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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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19th Apr 04 at 12:24

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

quote:
Originally posted by SetH

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!!

PMFSL you luv it

my milkshake brings the boys to the yard

If i come to your yard will joo masterb4te meh?

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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19th Apr 04 at 12:25

Wait at the gate, cos the dog will be out.

Robbo

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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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19th Apr 04 at 12:26

quote:
Originally posted by Natalie

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo

quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants

It was funny at the time

Dragan answered the phone Rob

Oh :S

M4tt

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Registered: 18th Apr 03
Location: Potters Bar
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19th Apr 04 at 13:02

i had some one on the phone he said my name is mr.blah blah, can i speak with a german speaker.... i said we don't have any here,
can i speak with a german speaker,

i said we don't have any german speakers here,

i siad ill put your though to reception

he say can i speak with a german speaker

WTF

reception dealt with him after that, seemed liek he'd learnt a sentance and thats all he knew

[Edited on 19-04-2004 by M4tt]

Nismo

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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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19th Apr 04 at 13:04

I had some guy telling me all about his car accident and how he was worried etc.. i then told him we werent Tesco's Insurance , yes he felt a top cock

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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19th Apr 04 at 13:04

This german bloke rung, I picked someone else phone up said hello, he went on for 5mins in german & i said wen he finished..... sorry martins not here (bloke who he rung for)

Natalie

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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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19th Apr 04 at 13:08

quote:
Originally posted by M4tt
i had some one on the phone he said my name is mr.blah blah, can i speak with a german speaker.... i said we don't have any here,
can i speak with a german speaker,

i said we don't have any german speakers here,

i siad ill put your though to reception

he say can i speak with a german speaker

WTF

reception dealt with him after that, seemed liek he'd learnt a sentance and thats all he knew

[Edited on 19-04-2004 by M4tt]

PMSL!!

Robbo

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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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19th Apr 04 at 13:09

TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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19th Apr 04 at 13:34

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!!

I spent ages getting the accent rigt as well

liamC

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Registered: 28th Feb 04
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19th Apr 04 at 13:36

Bloke rang our place (Restaurant) and blasted my manager down the phone asking why his car documents hadnt arrived. Wouldnt let my manager get a word in edge ways and put the phone down after his 30second shouting rant so she never managed to tell him he had the wrong number.

Shelly

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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
User status: Offline

19th Apr 04 at 13:42

TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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19th Apr 04 at 13:43

*dodgey sweedish accent* 'I've come to service your boiler'

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