*dodgey sweedish accent* 'I've come to service your boiler'

:lol:

Bloke rang our place (Restaurant) and blasted my manager down the phone asking why his car documents hadnt arrived. Wouldnt let my manager get a word in edge ways and put the phone down after his 30second shouting rant so she never managed to tell him he had the wrong number.

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Originally posted by Shelly
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I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!

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Originally posted by M4tt
i had some one on the phone he said my name is mr.blah blah, can i speak with a german speaker.... i said we don't have any here,
can i speak with a german speaker,

i said we don't have any german speakers here,

i siad ill put your though to reception ;)

he say can i speak with a german speaker

WTF :boggle:

reception dealt with him after that, seemed liek he'd learnt a sentance and thats all he knew :lol:

[Edited on 19-04-2004 by M4tt]

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This german bloke rung, I picked someone else phone up said hello, he went on for 5mins in german & i said wen he finished..... sorry martins not here (bloke who he rung for)

:lol:

I had some guy telling me all about his car accident and how he was worried etc.. i then told him we werent Tesco's Insurance , yes he felt a top cock :lol:

i had some one on the phone he said my name is mr.blah blah, can i speak with a german speaker.... i said we don't have any here,
can i speak with a german speaker,

i said we don't have any german speakers here,

i siad ill put your though to reception ;)

he say can i speak with a german speaker

WTF :boggle:

reception dealt with him after that, seemed liek he'd learnt a sentance and thats all he knew :lol:

[Edited on 19-04-2004 by M4tt]

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Originally posted by Natalie

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Originally posted by Robbo

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Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants :lol:

It was funny at the time :|

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:boggle: :wave:

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Dragan answered the phone Rob

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Wait at the gate, cos the dog will be out.

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Originally posted by Shelly

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Originally posted by SetH

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Originally posted by Shelly
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I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!

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PMFSL you luv it :lol:

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my milkshake brings the boys to the yard :P

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Originally posted by Robbo

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Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants :lol:

It was funny at the time :|

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:boggle: :wave:

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Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants :lol:

It was funny at the time :|

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Originally posted by SetH

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Originally posted by Shelly
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I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!

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PMFSL you luv it :lol:

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Cracking :lol:

A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...

We are a firm of accountants :lol:

It was funny at the time :|

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Originally posted by Shelly
:lol:

I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!

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:lol:

I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!

:lol: good topic, i ad a corker the otherday

me answer the phone as i usually do, got this bloke saying do you sell exhaust repair bandages? i say yes they r £3.49 etc, asked him what the problem was, he says well its abit of a traumatic experience, i was reversing off the drive and the dog jumped out infront of me. then he burst into tears etc, im onthe other end of the phone trying not to laugh :lol: then he says then hes still stuck on there... if i came down do you think you could patch the exhaust up for me, i say no we arnt allowed to do stuff like tha, then he says o well do you think you could get the dog off it for me, started laughing and put the phone down :lol:

What is the most wierd telephone conversation you have had at work?!