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TNM
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:43 |
*dodgey sweedish accent* 'I've come to service your boiler'
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Shelly
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:42 |
:lol:
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liamC
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:36 |
Bloke rang our place (Restaurant) and blasted my manager down the phone asking why his car documents hadnt arrived. Wouldnt let my manager get a word in edge ways and put the phone down after his 30second shouting rant so she never managed to tell him he had the wrong number.
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TNM
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:34 |
quote: Originally posted by Shelly
:lol:
I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!
I spent ages getting the accent rigt as well :D :P
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Robbo
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:09 |
:lol:
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Natalie
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:08 |
quote: Originally posted by M4tt
i had some one on the phone he said my name is mr.blah blah, can i speak with a german speaker.... i said we don't have any here,
can i speak with a german speaker,
i said we don't have any german speakers here,
i siad ill put your though to reception ;)
he say can i speak with a german speaker
WTF :boggle:
reception dealt with him after that, seemed liek he'd learnt a sentance and thats all he knew :lol:
[Edited on 19-04-2004 by M4tt]
PMSL!! :lol::lol:
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Pablo
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:04 |
This german bloke rung, I picked someone else phone up said hello, he went on for 5mins in german & i said wen he finished..... sorry martins not here (bloke who he rung for)
:lol:
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Nismo
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:04 |
I had some guy telling me all about his car accident and how he was worried etc.. i then told him we werent Tesco's Insurance , yes he felt a top cock :lol:
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M4tt
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 13:02 |
i had some one on the phone he said my name is mr.blah blah, can i speak with a german speaker.... i said we don't have any here,
can i speak with a german speaker,
i said we don't have any german speakers here,
i siad ill put your though to reception ;)
he say can i speak with a german speaker
WTF :boggle:
reception dealt with him after that, seemed liek he'd learnt a sentance and thats all he knew :lol:
[Edited on 19-04-2004 by M4tt]
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Robbo
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:26 |
quote: Originally posted by Natalie
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
quote: Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...
We are a firm of accountants :lol:
It was funny at the time :|
:boggle: :wave:
Dragan answered the phone Rob
:wave:
Oh :S
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Shelly
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:25 |
Wait at the gate, cos the dog will be out.
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SetH
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:24 |
quote: Originally posted by Shelly
quote: Originally posted by SetH
quote: Originally posted by Shelly
:lol:
I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!
PMFSL you luv it :lol:
my milkshake brings the boys to the yard :P
If i come to your yard will joo masterb4te meh?
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Natalie
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:23 |
quote: Originally posted by Robbo
quote: Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...
We are a firm of accountants :lol:
It was funny at the time :|
:boggle: :wave:
Dragan answered the phone Rob
:wave:
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Robbo
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:23 |
quote: Originally posted by Natalie
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...
We are a firm of accountants :lol:
It was funny at the time :|
:boggle: :wave:
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Shelly
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:15 |
quote: Originally posted by SetH
quote: Originally posted by Shelly
:lol:
I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!
PMFSL you luv it :lol:
my milkshake brings the boys to the yard :P
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Tom
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:14 |
Cracking :lol:
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Natalie
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:11 |
A bloke answered the phone here, and an old bloke on the line was asking to book an appointment with Dr. somebody...
We are a firm of accountants :lol:
It was funny at the time :|
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SetH
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:11 |
quote: Originally posted by Shelly
:lol:
I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!
PMFSL you luv it :lol:
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Shelly
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:09 |
:lol:
I once had an American ring for someone who had left. Then he began to talk to me, told me his name and stuff and what he looked like :o Then told me his cock was 8.5inches and did I think that was good and do I think I would like it. Pervert!!! :!
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DanielJ
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 12:00 |
:lol: good topic, i ad a corker the otherday
me answer the phone as i usually do, got this bloke saying do you sell exhaust repair bandages? i say yes they r £3.49 etc, asked him what the problem was, he says well its abit of a traumatic experience, i was reversing off the drive and the dog jumped out infront of me. then he burst into tears etc, im onthe other end of the phone trying not to laugh :lol: then he says then hes still stuck on there... if i came down do you think you could patch the exhaust up for me, i say no we arnt allowed to do stuff like tha, then he says o well do you think you could get the dog off it for me, started laughing and put the phone down :lol:
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Shelly
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posted on 19th Apr 04 at 11:55 |
What is the most wierd telephone conversation you have had at work?!
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