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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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12th Sep 03 at 00:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"she walked into a lampost, but it wasnt funny" Is it just me, or is that stupidly funny!!!
Munchie
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Stuckey
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yes its funny,

i've walked into one before my mate ( who wears glasses ) has done it twice which makes it twice as funny
IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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12th Sep 03 at 01:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

done this twice, was running for the bus goin home with all my mates. I looked back to see who was behind me and i went straight into a lampost, went straight to the ground!

second time was in uni, i walked straight into a radiator thing which petrudes from the wall. a whole class saw it thru the class window, just walked off as nothing had happened lol.
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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12th Sep 03 at 06:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

walked into
a lamppost
a ticket machine
window
a ladder on the back of a van was lookin athe floor walkin then BANG!
Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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12th Sep 03 at 06:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd like to walk into a nice firm set of boobies
Drew
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12th Sep 03 at 06:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Icy
walked into
a lamppost
a ticket machine
window
a ladder on the back of a van was lookin athe floor walkin then BANG!


^^^^^ this cripple trips over his own trousers
Icy
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12th Sep 03 at 06:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh yeh did a big tumble which made me get back on my feet
pretended was ok got in car then was
dam flary/baggy trousers
drunkenfool
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12th Sep 03 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my patio door had beem open all day with a sofa in front, we closed it cos it was getting cold and the dog came running round the corner and went striaght into the door, it was sooo funny!
kerzo
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12th Sep 03 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

One of the funniest falls i have seen was the day after my dad got his glasses he went to step down out of his van but he couldnt really tell how far away the step was and he fell flat on his face onto the road
Adam-D
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
my patio door had beem open all day with a sofa in front, we closed it cos it was getting cold and the dog came running round the corner and went striaght into the door, it was sooo funny!



one of my cats does this often
she forgets that she cant jump throu windows
every now and again shell go to jump out straight into glass
DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
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12th Sep 03 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this is a funny 1, me an my m8 wer wlkn in2 spoons, an we got these like black metal pillar thinhs jus inside the kerb, he was actin all cool lookin behind him wavin 2 these girls, smack walkd staight in2 it cock first
Adam-D
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12th Sep 03 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by DanielJ
this is a funny 1, me an my m8 wer wlkn in2 spoons, an we got these like black metal pillar thinhs jus inside the kerb, he was actin all cool lookin behind him wavin 2 these girls, smack walkd staight in2 it cock first



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stuyw
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: North West Drives: Rev3 MR2 Turbo
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12th Sep 03 at 14:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the pavement across the road from where my m8 used to live had been dug up n it was fair deep n the council had originally put the reflective barriers round the big hole, but some scallies had nicked them, anyways, one night my m8 dropped me off n the barriers were missing and an old woman walked past n fell into the hole, all u could see was her legs sticking out of the hole

 
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