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stuyw

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 14:55

the pavement across the road from where my m8 used to live had been dug up n it was fair deep n the council had originally put the reflective barriers round the big hole, but some scallies had nicked them, anyways, one night my m8 dropped me off n the barriers were missing and an old woman walked past n fell into the hole, all u could see was her legs sticking out of the hole :lol:


Adam-D

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 14:48

quote:
Originally posted by DanielJ
this is a funny 1, me an my m8 wer wlkn in2 spoons, an we got these like black metal pillar thinhs jus inside the kerb, he was actin all cool lookin behind him wavin 2 these girls, smack walkd staight in2 it cock first



:(ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:(


DanielJ

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 14:44

this is a funny 1, me an my m8 wer wlkn in2 spoons, an we got these like black metal pillar thinhs jus inside the kerb, he was actin all cool lookin behind him wavin 2 these girls, smack walkd staight in2 it cock first


Adam-D

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 14:43

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
my patio door had beem open all day with a sofa in front, we closed it cos it was getting cold and the dog came running round the corner and went striaght into the door, it was sooo funny!


:lol:
one of my cats does this often
she forgets that she cant jump throu windows:lol:
every now and again shell go to jump out straight into glass:lol:


kerzo

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 14:39

One of the funniest falls i have seen was the day after my dad got his glasses he went to step down out of his van but he couldnt really tell how far away the step was and he fell flat on his face onto the road:lol:


drunkenfool

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 14:37

my patio door had beem open all day with a sofa in front, we closed it cos it was getting cold and the dog came running round the corner and went striaght into the door, it was sooo funny!


Icy

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 06:58

:lol: oh yeh did a big tumble which made me get back on my feet
pretended was ok got in car then was :! :lol:
dam flary/baggy trousers :lol:


Drew

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 06:57

quote:
Originally posted by Icy
walked into
a lamppost
a ticket machine
window
a ladder on the back of a van :lol: was lookin athe floor walkin then BANG! :lol:


^^^^^ this cripple trips over his own trousers :lol::lol::lol:


Andy Stocker

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 06:55

I'd like to walk into a nice firm set of boobies


Icy

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 06:46

walked into
a lamppost
a ticket machine
window
a ladder on the back of a van :lol: was lookin athe floor walkin then BANG! :lol:


IntaCepta

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 01:43

done this twice, was running for the bus goin home with all my mates. I looked back to see who was behind me and i went straight into a lampost, went straight to the ground!

second time was in uni, i walked straight into a radiator thing which petrudes from the wall. a whole class saw it thru the class window, just walked off as nothing had happened lol.


Stuckey

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 00:06

yes its funny,

i've walked into one before my mate ( who wears glasses ) has done it twice which makes it twice as funny


Munchie

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 00:06


drunkenfool

posted on 12th Sep 03 at 00:04

"she walked into a lampost, but it wasnt funny" Is it just me, or is that stupidly funny!!!:lol::lol: