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Author Very funny script. Took AGES to type so you'd better all read it.Full of innuendo.....
Claire Richardson
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Was in the Tenerife Gazzette!! These are taken from original Rainbow scripts (its been confirmed) Innuendo all they way!!
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana.........

ZIPPY: "One skin,two skin,three skin,four."
GEORGE: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
ZIPPY: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
BUNGLE:"I know, lets try it round the other way.Ooooo,I've got it in!"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit.
BUNGLE:"Would you stick this on the shelf George?"
GEORGE:"I cant reach. You'll have to stick it up yourself Bungle"
GEOFFREY(to camera) "Hello everyone.Today we are talking about playing"
BUNGLE:"Playing with each other Geoffrey?"
GEOFFREY:"Yes Bungle.Do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
GEORGE:"Yesterday we played with each others balls. Are we going to play with our friends balls today?"
BUNGLE:"Yes, and we can play with our twangers aswell"
GEOFFREY(to camera) "Have you seen Bungles twanger?"
ZIPPY:"Oh I have. I showed him how to pluck with it"
BUNGLE:"Its my plucking instrument"
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle.
ZIPPY:"I can. I'm the best plucker here."
GEORGE:"And I'm good at banging.My pegs hard isnt it Zippy?"
ZIPPY:"Well of course it is. Your peg wouldnt go in if it was soft"
GEOFFREY:"Lets get back to Bungles twanger"
BUNGLE(Excited):"Oooooo Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldnt we.? Lets play the pluckin song.Rod and Freddy can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely maracas."
Singers Rod Freddy and Jane enter.
FREDDY:"We could here you all banging away"
ROD:"Banging can be fun"
JANE:"Oooooo yes. and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."
FREDDY(looking sad) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument"
ROD(To JANE):"Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
JANE"Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night, but would you like to play with my maracas?"
ZIPPY:"No, lets just pluck away with out twangers"
GEORGE:"Yes, it doesnt matter what size our twanger is"
ZIPPY:"I've got a big red one"
GEORGE:"I've only got a tiny twanger, but it works well and I like to play with it"
GEOFFREY(to viewers):"Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you havent got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, lets all play the plucking song.
Everyone in the studio:"Pluck, pluck,pluck along, we're going to pluck all day."
It's real honest. I couldnt read it out to vauxgirl without laughing. My sides were hurting.
This is priceless and should stay on the first page till everyone off cs has read it
Zippy's got a big red one!!!!!!

Claire
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Always the case with kids stuff eh!
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i used to watch rainbow when i was a young un

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I used to play with my Twanger
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ahh the wonders of rainbow
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
I used to play with my Twanger


i still do
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I used to watch Rainbow too when I was a kid and I can never remember stuff like that being said.

Oh the innocence of childhood

I might hire a Rainbow video tomorrow!! Bet its a right laugh now you know what they're on about

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i've seen this episode, it was the pilot i.e. the show got commissioned on then strength of this episode. It is well funny to watch!!
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i used to go mad about rainbow!
I read that script online (maybe u should've searched the net to save u typin' it all up lol)

i couldn't believe that this was a real script, i think this episode would be worth downloadin' for the jokes!
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Was a pain to type, but funny too. Like reading it again in slow motion
Bet they got sore hands with all that twanging

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can sum1 find the episode!?
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No wonder so many kids grew up weird and sexually mad.

I used to love Rainbow, I knew it was bad (now) but bloody ell
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Claire Richardson
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Hope someone does source the episode. It'll be WELL funny watching it!!!

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i wondered how long it would take you. how much did we laugh reading this
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thats funny
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We laughed big stylee

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i nearly wet myself with you trying to read it out
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Yeah. And I nearly wet meslf reading it out.
Dont know which was funnier, that or the toilet incident

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lmao or the porn video starring diva
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give over now, they'll all be wanting to know what we're on about and that video aint going anywhere

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why is bungle wearin suspenders?
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i dont find it funny. think i need to see some medial attention.

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