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p
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Registered: 20th Apr 04
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29th Jul 16 at 11:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How can I get legitimate revenge on someone who royally fucked me over? I don't want to go in to details but this son of a bitch really deserves it. Any ideas? Preferably something I can get away with and not in to any trouble.
Ellis
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Location: Aberdeenshire
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29th Jul 16 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hammer frozen sausages into his front lawn.

Seriously though, you'll need to provide some details of the original offence so we can tailor any revenge ideas accordingly.
Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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29th Jul 16 at 11:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Take one of his (non locking) wheel nuts out of each wheel, and swap with a set of locking nuts. Only you have the key, and he won't know until his next tyre/brake/cv boot change. Mwahahahaha


Lotus Elise 111R

Impreza WRX STi
DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
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29th Jul 16 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Have they got a car? Use a plastic wedge to open the door frame slightly then pour in couple of hundred ml of unpasteurised milk..

After a couple of weeks the car will stink so bad you wont be able to go within 50ft of it.
Jimbothebarbarian
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Registered: 19th Apr 07
Location: Cumbria..........drunk..
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29th Jul 16 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh I hope this tread takes off!

Buy some prawns, place in air vent intake under the windscreen. Mmmmm after a few days or weeks..
IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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29th Jul 16 at 12:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shag his mum
nathy_87
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Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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29th Jul 16 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ellis

Seriously though, you'll need to provide some details of the original offence so we can tailor any revenge ideas accordingly.



This.
3CorsaMeal
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29th Jul 16 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sign him up to ISIS
Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
Location: Essex
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29th Jul 16 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sounds like a post from a 16 yr old


I hear all the great revenge attacks- that are anymore than just "all talk" start with a question online.
ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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29th Jul 16 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Shit o his bonnet.

No fucking about, big curler right on the bonnet
3CorsaMeal
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29th Jul 16 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Get your mum to phone his mum, see if you can get him grounded, and then go round and throw snails at his house
scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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29th Jul 16 at 14:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Recommend signing up to corsa sport.
R Lee
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29th Jul 16 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dog shit under his door handles.
Get a needle and change the direction of his windscreen jet washers.
Put his wipers up.
Permanent marker and change his number plate.
Potato in the exhaust.
Steal his valve caps.
Deflate his tyres so he gets extra wear.
Unscrew his radio aerial.

They call me Bad Ass Mofo
Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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29th Jul 16 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by p
How can I get legitimate revenge on someone who royally fucked me over? I don't want to go in to details but this son of a bitch really deserves it. Any ideas? Preferably something I can get away with and not in to any trouble.


Have a contract put out on him.
3CorsaMeal
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29th Jul 16 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by scoob
Recommend signing up to corsa sport.


Send Steve a friend request on his behalf
Kev_GSI
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Registered: 9th Oct 04
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29th Jul 16 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PM Nic Barnes

 
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