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Kev_GSI

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 18:34

PM Nic Barnes


3CorsaMeal

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 15:24

quote:
Originally posted by scoob
Recommend signing up to corsa sport.


Send Steve a friend request on his behalf :lol:


Aaron

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 14:50

quote:
Originally posted by p
How can I get legitimate revenge on someone who royally fucked me over? I don't want to go in to details but this son of a bitch really deserves it. Any ideas? Preferably something I can get away with and not in to any trouble. :nod:


Have a contract put out on him.


R Lee

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 14:34

Dog shit under his door handles.
Get a needle and change the direction of his windscreen jet washers.
Put his wipers up.
Permanent marker and change his number plate.
Potato in the exhaust.
Steal his valve caps.
Deflate his tyres so he gets extra wear.
Unscrew his radio aerial.

They call me Bad Ass Mofo :cool:


scoob

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 14:21

Recommend signing up to corsa sport.


3CorsaMeal

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 14:13

Get your mum to phone his mum, see if you can get him grounded, and then go round and throw snails at his house


ShEp

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 14:07

Shit o his bonnet.

No fucking about, big curler right on the bonnet


Generation

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 12:54

Sounds like a post from a 16 yr old :lol:


I hear all the great revenge attacks- that are anymore than just "all talk" start with a question online.


3CorsaMeal

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 12:50

sign him up to ISIS


nathy_87

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 12:43

quote:
Originally posted by Ellis

Seriously though, you'll need to provide some details of the original offence so we can tailor any revenge ideas accordingly.



This.


IvIarkgraham

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 12:30

shag his mum


Jimbothebarbarian

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 12:22

Oh I hope this tread takes off!

Buy some prawns, place in air vent intake under the windscreen. Mmmmm after a few days or weeks..


DaveyLC

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 11:47

Have they got a car? Use a plastic wedge to open the door frame slightly then pour in couple of hundred ml of unpasteurised milk..

After a couple of weeks the car will stink so bad you wont be able to go within 50ft of it.


Kyle T

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 11:41

Take one of his (non locking) wheel nuts out of each wheel, and swap with a set of locking nuts. Only you have the key, and he won't know until his next tyre/brake/cv boot change. Mwahahahaha


Ellis

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 11:34

Hammer frozen sausages into his front lawn.

Seriously though, you'll need to provide some details of the original offence so we can tailor any revenge ideas accordingly.


p

posted on 29th Jul 16 at 11:31

How can I get legitimate revenge on someone who royally fucked me over? I don't want to go in to details but this son of a bitch really deserves it. Any ideas? Preferably something I can get away with and not in to any trouble. :nod: