Ben G
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Originally posted by taylorboosh
Lol im really not mate, whatching in betweenera then up at 2am to get air ride
I'm in nights. Give me your number and i'll fucking make sure you're up 
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taylorboosh
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Im up, no cock pics needed
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Ben G
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I'm home, ready for bed.
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Graham88
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Lenny has just started getting interactive, it's just getting better. Yeah he shit in the bath yesterday and I had to clean it out, really doesn't phase me. You just get on with it, I got told this would happen by other people and I didn't believe them, but I don't even wince it's just part of it
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Ben G
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That's fucked up. Why would anyone want to do that?
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--ToM--
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My little man woke up this morning with a full nappy, bursting up his back and down his legs all over his cot, fucking nightmare, got the missus to clean it up, all part of life poor little fella hasn't been to well an he can't help it.
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taylorboosh
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Maybe you shouldnt be a bad pareny and change it during the night
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Ben G
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I got in from work, slept for 7.5 hours, got up, had a shower, got dressed, made food, had a shit and watched football.
At no point did I do anything as traumatising as graham or Tom.
Winning.
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--ToM--
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Originally posted by taylorboosh
Maybe you shouldnt be a bad pareny and change it during the night
Maybe you should not be a bad parent by not having kids in the first place due to being so fugly and vertically challenged.
You don't wake you kids up in the middle of the night to randomly change nappies when there sleeping through till the morning, first time in about 6 months he's shat at night but it's coz he's not well.
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--ToM--
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Originally posted by Ben G
I got in from work, slept for 7.5 hours, got up, had a shower, got dressed, made food, had a shit and watched football.
At no point did I do anything as traumatising as graham or Tom.
Winning.
My missus works Saturday's so I have my lad all day to meself it's a killer, she's fantastic with him so I normally take a back seat after work etc as I'm normally too tired to wanna do anything other than sit on the couch, a day with him is certainly tiring, super dad John will say otherwise because he's fantastic at finding fun activities for his bairns to participate in, like splattering old shonky Opel with bad welds and then dressing them.
It's my sons 1st birthday tommorow. Just saying.
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Graham88
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Originally posted by Ben G
That's fucked up. Why would anyone want to do that?
Worth it when he smiles back at you, you've got to have one to understand, and I hate that statement as I hated it when people used to say it to me, but it really is true 
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--ToM--
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Agreed it is true
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Cole
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Wait till they are teenagers omg its like they are babies again drives me nuts
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by --ToM--
quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Maybe you shouldnt be a bad pareny and change it during the night
Maybe you should not be a bad parent by not having kids in the first place due to being so fugly and vertically challenged.
You don't wake you kids up in the middle of the night to randomly change nappies when there sleeping through till the morning, first time in about 6 months he's shat at night but it's coz he's not well.
Point A: mrs can change nappies without waking baby
Point B: ok mate your tall, youre also ginger
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taylorboosh
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Originally posted by --ToM--
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
I got in from work, slept for 7.5 hours, got up, had a shower, got dressed, made food, had a shit and watched football.
At no point did I do anything as traumatising as graham or Tom.
Winning.
My missus works Saturday's so I have my lad all day to meself it's a killer, she's fantastic with him so I normally take a back seat after work etc as I'm normally too tired to wanna do anything other than sit on the couch, a day with him is certainly tiring, super dad John will say otherwise because he's fantastic at finding fun activities for his bairns to participate in, like splattering old shonky Opel with bad welds and then dressing them.
It's my sons 1st birthday tommorow. Just saying.
Not sure how changing a nappy without covering myself and the room in shit makes me a super dad....
I have two kids....
One is 3 and a half... She is easy to entertain, watch a movie, walk the dog, go to the park, go to soft play, make a den, go to pics, bake cakes, play on her tablet....... She wipes her own ass...... Pretty easy to spend a day with her
The other is 5 and a hald months.... He sleeps, poos and eats.... Pretty easy to look after... He likes chewing everything and peek a boo has him in hydterics...
I rarely have both together on my own - only if the mrs is having a night out.... Even then theyre both in bed by 8 and flat out
Its not hard at all really... Mrs had them both all day and takes them to loads of groups and nursery etc... I am not as good a parent as her, not by a long shot
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Aaron
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Got 2 rabbits, 2 rats and a gerbil. They're our children 
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--ToM--
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Thanks for the reply, just to clarify he hasn't been well he went to bed like normal had a shit in the night, didn't wake up, when he did wake up it had come out his nappy onto his bed sheets, I didn't change a nappy and throw it all round the room and up the walls like you do with kfc burgers when your missus won't give you sexy time. I think your under the impression I got shit all over the place.
As for being ginger.... No..... Grey at an embarrassingly young age .... Yes.
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taylorboosh
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Id have to disagree
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--ToM--
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Based on 26 years of having this hair rooted to my head and seeing it at least once a day in a mirror, compared to the 15 mins you have seen me in person, I have to over rule your opinion. Facts over rule opinion in this case.
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taylorboosh
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Sounds like what nic barnes would say, another ginger mate
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Ben G
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Originally posted by Graham88
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Originally posted by Ben G
That's fucked up. Why would anyone want to do that?
Worth it when he smiles back at you, you've got to have one to understand, and I hate that statement as I hated it when people used to say it to me, but it really is true
All that for a fucking smile? No thanks
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Corsa_Sport21
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Babies are boring till at least 8months old. Till then its just routine. After that is when they develop a proper little character. Well in my Mollys case anyway. Shes now 1 year old and no 2 days are the same. Hasnt shat in the bath or needed her nappy changed whilst sleeping though.
Missus is about 10weeks pregnant to our amazement after what i was told 3 years back and not looking forward to it due to babies never being the same and weve had it very easy with wee Molly.
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taylorboosh
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What were you told 3 years back?
That she would never fuck anyone who consistantly moves between £800 shitbox to shitbox?
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Gary
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This thread has just backed what me and Steve have said. Folk with kids wittering about their kids even though nobody gives a fuck
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Nic Barnes
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Originally posted by Gary
This thread has just backed what me and Steve have said. Folk with kids wittering about their kids even though nobody gives a fuck
i also find that people who have a child are the best parents ever and everyone else is doing it wrong and they have a right to tell everyone how they are the best parents in the world ever. Etc.
People only get pregnant so they can post more stuff on Facebook. They don't do it because they actually want a child.
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