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JonnyJ
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27th Mar 12 at 22:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tuck it between my legs to create a mangina, turn around and piss. Makes aiming more of a challenge.
will_doyle
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28th Mar 12 at 08:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
balls and willy
IvIarkgraham
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28th Mar 12 at 08:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you know you are doing it wrong when you do it the same way will doyle does it
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28th Mar 12 at 08:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I use a cubicle, can't be dealing with potential splashback.

If I had no choice but to use a urinal, I don't need to get my balls out as well (I'm going for a piss not a blowjob FFS).
taylorboosh
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28th Mar 12 at 08:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol least im not the only one
tony2187
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28th Mar 12 at 08:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Balls out every time, nice to keep them cool and have a scratch
Tony M84
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28th Mar 12 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I prefer to piss sitting down because I'm too lazy to keep standing lol
sc0ott
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28th Mar 12 at 10:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Only the shaft needs exposed. There is no reason for your balls to be hanging out.
Ojc
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28th Mar 12 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Some right weirdos on here
SetH
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28th Mar 12 at 11:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Getting your nads out is gay as fuck, wtf
silvercorsabee
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28th Mar 12 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not as gay as sitting down wtf lol
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28th Mar 12 at 13:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sitting down is the worst, followed by balls out, then cock out being the normal one
adiohead
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28th Mar 12 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't sit down to piss, but I still use a cubicle. I make sure I don't piss all over the floor.

If there's shit stains in the toilet I will try and use my hot piss to clean it off, incase the person who uses it after me thinks I'm a filthy weirdo.

Oh, and I always wash my hands and then use my jumper to open the door out as soooo many men don't clean their penis stinking fingers.
antnee
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28th Mar 12 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I sometimes get naked
sc0ott
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28th Mar 12 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Does anyone get an erection before using the urinal, just to take things up to 'hardened' level, aiming wise.
andy1868
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28th Mar 12 at 17:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i take my cardboard cutout everywhere i go just in case i need a piss



[Edited on 28-03-2012 by andy1868]
alan-g-w
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28th Mar 12 at 17:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I get stage fright when I'm right next to someone, I.e if the place is busy. Nothing more awkward though than needing to stand next to someone because there are too many people, but just as you start to piss about half a dozen urinals become free. But you're left pissing next to each other frantically studying the wall in front of you, the urinal and your dick

[Edited on 28-03-2012 by alan-g-w]
Sunz
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28th Mar 12 at 18:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sitting down at the loo is the future !

Why would I want to stand with my cock out next to other men, just isn't right.


This is the face of urinal uses ---------->
alan-g-w
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28th Mar 12 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Only poofs sit down to piss
sc0ott
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28th Mar 12 at 18:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Words cannot describe how gay it is for a guy to piss like a girl, especially when you can choose to stand in a cubicle to keep you focused on your own cock.
JonnyJ
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28th Mar 12 at 18:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fuck sitting to piss, have you seen some of the states of the toilets in pubs these days?! Got to have a tactical shit before you go out otherwise its night over unless you fancy risking a hover. Thats if you can find a door that has a lock.

Only ever go in the cubical if someone has been a twat and taken up the urinals in such a way that you have to stand next to someone, like some cunt taking up trap 2 in a 5 urinal layout, means the other has to take trap 4 or 5 leaving you with nowhere to go. In a quiet toilet that can be a bit awkward. If its rammed its not an issue.
Joe
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28th Mar 12 at 18:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah wouldn't dream of sitting down especially in public. Some weirdos on here, knew adiohead would be a cubicle man.
JonnyJ
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28th Mar 12 at 18:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Yeah wouldn't dream of sitting down especially in public. Some weirdos on here, knew adiohead would be a cubicle man.


Aye and sunz. The type of men who when they enter an old man pub, act really awkward and everyone knows to give them a wide berth. They'll order some kind of weird cocktail too and then sit in the place where all the old men usually play doms.
sc0ott
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The black guy standing behind you holding a bottle of hand soap doesnt help stage fright either.
Joe
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28th Mar 12 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Everyone else automatically thinks small penis when people wait for the cubicle. I only have a little willy but I'm not ashamed.

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