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Robbo

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27th Mar 12 at 15:40

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
nothing better in the middle of the night; don't have to turn the light on or try and aim with one eye open.

superlols! ive been weeing lots in the night lately (big protein shake not so long before bed :/) and so am becomign well used to the old one eyed wee wee

will try this sat down approach

[Edited on 27-03-2012 by Robbo]

andy1868

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27th Mar 12 at 15:43

the problem with sitting down during a midnight piss is that you run the risk of falling asleep on the throne

not necessarily a bad thing because you'll be in place for your morning visit too

Bonney

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27th Mar 12 at 15:55

Got to get the balls out, Give them a good scratch too!

Worst part is no mater how much you shake or wait until you are done, The second you put it away, The fucker drips!

Jake

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27th Mar 12 at 17:47

what kind of a man sits down to go for a piss

Jake

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27th Mar 12 at 17:48

quote:
Originally posted by evilrob

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
anyone else really into pissing all over people? and squirting shit in there face at point blank range
No, but I like administering a good space docking.

search space docking on this site and you will find posts dating back to 2005

RichR

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27th Mar 12 at 17:50

BeetleGav

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27th Mar 12 at 17:52

quality thread! haha Balls in for me though unless in trackies then they might come out for some air.

Colin

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27th Mar 12 at 18:06

[Edited on 27-03-2012 by Colin]

RichR

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27th Mar 12 at 18:08

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Congrats, mines due in Sept

Wrong thread Colin?

evilrob

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27th Mar 12 at 18:13

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
search space docking on this site and you will find posts dating back to 2005

I knew I was in good company.

Jake

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27th Mar 12 at 18:32

corsasport is level 95 internet

Daniel_Corsa

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27th Mar 12 at 19:09

Depends what boxers I have on, button on front cock out, if full front cock and balls over top!

Also if have zip on jeans cock comes out zip, if button wap the lot out!

So bit of both really!

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RichR

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27th Mar 12 at 19:12

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
corsasport is level 95 internet

I wish I was level 95 cool like you

Stuart H

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27th Mar 12 at 20:02

Balls and cock out , like to give the balls a tickle as well haha

SetH

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27th Mar 12 at 20:24

Reminds me of when I was doing A Levels and 2 of us were at the bogs in college having a slash. The next thing we know one of the Mongs (sorry, special needs) comes in and stands in front of the urinals. He then drops his trousers and pants to his ankles and if that was not bad enough he pulled his his t-shirt up over his head to kind of create a shawl. Luckily I had finished pissing and left the toilets pissing myself laughing. Mean while my mate was half way through his piss, past that point of no return and had to finish his piss with this fucking mongoloid doing weird shit next to him.

Jake

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27th Mar 12 at 20:26

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE

quote:
Originally posted by Jake
corsasport is level 95 internet

I wish I was level 95 cool like you

Registered: 17-10-2001

dont worry about that you are well beyond level 95

Ben J

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27th Mar 12 at 20:29

Just cock, but I never just undo flies, I undo everything?

Actually......not sure!!! Might get the lot out.

[Edited on 27-03-2012 by Ben J]

Ian

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27th Mar 12 at 20:35

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Congrats, mines due in Sept

Fuck me your bladder must be massive.

Robin

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27th Mar 12 at 20:46

I use a cubicle. I don't have a urinal at home, so using one elsewhere just seems plain odd.

Balls in, BTW.

Ian

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27th Mar 12 at 20:52

I'll piss in public but only if there's no danger of splashback.

Never stand up at home though, regardless of modus operandi.

Robin

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27th Mar 12 at 20:57

Can't do manly things like read if you're standing up.

RichR

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27th Mar 12 at 21:00

I piss like a racehorse so quite often get bored halfway through, mind wanders and then you hit the rim mid-flow and it goes everywhere-sit down now as I don't have Mum to clean up after me with living alone

Matty L

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27th Mar 12 at 21:19

I get my ass out

Nic Barnes

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27th Mar 12 at 21:40

whole lot out tbh. not really bothered.

silvercorsabee

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27th Mar 12 at 22:40

Balls out. If I've got trackies on I tuck them under my balls so there resting above my waisteband, never realised I did this til I read this thread and stood up and demonstrated what I'd normally do

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