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Author Talk to random strangers
Eck
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Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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30th Mar 09 at 23:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stranger: hi
You: Complete the sentence: Irn Bru is _________
Stranger: gay
You: I beg your pardon.
Stranger: did i win
Stranger: oh i guess not then
You: You most certainly did not.
Stranger: damn
You: But I'll let you off.
Stranger: sweet
You: You did it in a gracious manner.
Stranger: i tried
You: The game
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you're a nigger
You: You lose unfortunately.
Stranger:
You: But that was not a gracious defeat was it now?
Stranger: no fuck your homo bullshit faggot
Stranger: that was low


Munkeyracer, the game kicks ass
fazza
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30th Mar 09 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive just learnt that womens boobs get 25% bigger when there turned on. result :Cool:
Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your lucky you have me to let you in on the game
Ollie_B
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Location: North Wales/Wirral
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30th Mar 09 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: reet
You: a/s/l
Stranger: leek
Stranger: you first
You: 23/f/london
Stranger: 19/f/uk
You: fancy some sex?
Stranger: i dont live in london sorry
You: Cyber Style
Stranger: i've never gone witha girl
You: I think you'de enjoy it
Stranger: how does it work exactly
Stranger: something i've never understood
You: What cyber sex or girl on girl?
Stranger: girl on gir;
Stranger: l
You: well just have to make the best use of you tounge really
Stranger: lol
You: you know you want to
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i would but ive no idea how it would work
You: just pretend it wil be ok
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Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: LOOKING FOR A SOUL MATE ON RMMB! STRONG YOUNG MAN WITH PLENTY OF GREEN DOTS!
You: emag eht
Stranger: what
You: backwards
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fazza
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30th Mar 09 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You: This is Maria from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to rofl your IP address.
richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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30th Mar 09 at 23:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You: cunt
Stranger: T'es qui fils de pute ?
You: auf english bitte
Stranger: I speak english nigger
You: aint no niggers up in here
Stranger: Are u nazi ?
You: yes
Stranger: YES MAN
Stranger: EIN VOLK,EIN REICH
Stranger: ADOLF <3
Stranger: FUCK JUDEN
Stranger: JUDEN MUST DIE §
Stranger: I'm french
Stranger: AND I FUCK FUCKING NAZIS MOTHAFUCKA

wtf
richc
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30th Mar 09 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
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Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi can you speak backwards?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm an arab
You: "emag eht"
Stranger: the game?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Isn't he a rapper?
Stranger: From compton
Stranger: and he shoots people
You: loser
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~willow~
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30th Mar 09 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol i tried it munk3yrac3r

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What does brock steal?
You: the game
Stranger: Fuck.
Stranger: You.
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Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol!
Ollie_B
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30th Mar 09 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: emag eht
Stranger: emag eht
Stranger: wtf lol
Stranger: fucker haha
You: haha!
You have disconnected
Matt H
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30th Mar 09 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Knock knock
Stranger: Whos there?
You: Ted Bundy
Stranger: Ted Bundy who?
You: Ted Bundy the serial rapist, murderer & person famed for eating people
You: Can I come in please?
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sampayne21
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Registered: 3rd Sep 08
Location: Sidcup Kent Drives: BMW E46
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30th Mar 09 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuk u
Stranger: u want me to beat it out of you
You: apprently ur nan is a space raider
Stranger: she is
You: she drives a c20let powered corsa
Stranger: really, she drives a remapped 335d
You: she must know cosmo
Stranger: she des
Stranger: does
Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol works really well
Eck
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30th Mar 09 at 23:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Howdy
You: Hello there
Stranger: Ahoy
You: HoTw aHre yoEu on thGis fiAne EveMning E?
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Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
335d came up in one of my convos
Eck
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30th Mar 09 at 23:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And my very first convo The lad's from PistonHeads.
~willow~
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30th Mar 09 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: quack
You: THE GAME
Stranger: i lose
Stranger: thank you for allowing me time to wallow.
Eck
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30th Mar 09 at 23:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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You: Check mate my friend.
You: The game.
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Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: THE GAME
Stranger: FUCK
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~willow~
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Registered: 9th Feb 09
Location: kidderminster
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30th Mar 09 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why do they freak when you say the game?
Twiggy
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30th Mar 09 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lolz!
Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
coz its a game where you have to forget about the game but when you say it they then lose becaus ethey ahve thoguht of it but you also lose coz you wrote it
~willow~
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30th Mar 09 at 23:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ah ok i think lol

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