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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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30th Mar 09 at 22:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You: Who goes there? Friend or Foe
Stranger: foe probably
Stranger: but we'll see
Stranger: vienna
You: Vienna ice cream?
Stranger: foe.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lets all say Vienna as it seems to be a code word
mantamark
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Location: Northumberland
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30th Mar 09 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You: Supernova!
Stranger: ka
Stranger: me
Stranger: ha
Stranger: me
Stranger: ha
Stranger: aaaaa
Stranger: aaaaaaaaa
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: bananas!
Stranger: david?
You: bananarama?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hmmm, musnt like Bananarama?
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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30th Mar 09 at 22:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its code for 'I am a big homo'
Kurt
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Location: Hi
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30th Mar 09 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stranger: you just lost the game, sup /b/
You: vienna?
Stranger: THE GAME
Stranger: THE GAME
Stranger: THE GAME
alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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30th Mar 09 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hullo
Stranger: yeah
You: yup
Stranger: right
Stranger: i have no imagination and have nothing to say to initiate a conversation
Stranger: obviously you are in the same headspace
Stranger: we'd get along great
Stranger: why do you hate me

I started that then forgot about it
Mase
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Registered: 16th Sep 01
Location: Derbyshire
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30th Mar 09 at 22:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You: hi
Stranger: hay
You: fancy a bum?
Stranger: pardon?
You: you know.... up the wrong'n?
Stranger: y dont u move down an inch and get some pussy
You: ah, you have a cat? cool....
Stranger: ya
Stranger: bald kitty
You: ah rite, does it have some sort of skin complaint then?
Stranger: naw



Mase
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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30th Mar 09 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im talking about how accommodating my bum is
Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fancy a bum is a great starter
oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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30th Mar 09 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stranger: Is that your poodle?
You: na its your mum
Stranger: definitely a poodle. you can tell by the colour
You: why is your mum that colour
Stranger: An accident with a spacesuit and a small bowl of salad. we don't talk about it much.
You: tradgic
Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Im actually on a role with my current one
Tommy L
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30th Mar 09 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my stranger loves me
Kurt
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30th Mar 09 at 22:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im pretty certain im talking to jakey
Gareth F
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30th Mar 09 at 22:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why has he cyber touched you
Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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30th Mar 09 at 22:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Keep calling "the game" a jew. It's funny
fazza
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Registered: 7th Feb 08
Location: Plymouth
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30th Mar 09 at 22:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im talking to tomtom i think
Tommy L
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30th Mar 09 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do you like cats?
fazza
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Registered: 7th Feb 08
Location: Plymouth
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30th Mar 09 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the fur feels nice on my cock
Tiesto
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: Hinckley, Leicestershire
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30th Mar 09 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cunt
You: fuck this shit
Stranger: cunt
You: the dude abides
Stranger: your shit
You: why pee on my rug chinaman?
Stranger: your mum is shit
You: i beg to differ
Stranger: hows that then?
You: i know that shit inside and out
Stranger: what shit
Stranger: your mum
You: one of many
Stranger: you fucking yank
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: hows your daddy?
You: josef fritzl yea?
Stranger: haha yea mate
Stranger: been in the cellar for a while
You: what a hero, you an mutant then?
Stranger: now im gonna tear it up
Stranger: yeah
You: HAI you guys!!
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: i can see in the dark when im banging your mum
You: thats it, eat your carrots
Stranger: eat your Mcdonals
Stranger: Fat fucking yank
You: i eat ronald all the time
Stranger: cos your a yank
You: bush ftw!
Stranger: die niggers
You: how can you tell?
Stranger: cos im good
You: bet you take it like a champ
Stranger: like a black
You: in good company then
Stranger: y
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u stink
Stranger: im bored of you
You: thanks try
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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30th Mar 09 at 22:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the game
You: YOUR DADS ASS TASTES OF NIGGER SPUNK
Stranger: not reall
Stranger: really*
You: IT DOES
Stranger: but your moms vagina tastes like donkey asshole
You: YOUR MUM SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
Stranger: i love teen spirit
You: AND SHE LOVES ANAL GAMES
Stranger: how did you know???
You: I'M A REF
Stranger: you lucky bastard
You: NOT REALLY
You: I'M SCARED OF VAST OPEN SPACES
Stranger: then if you dont like it then quit
You: I WOULD
Stranger: then do it
You: BUT I'M LOCKED IN HER BASEMENT WITH THE SIBLINGS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT
Stranger: dont have a basement try again
You: YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT FAGGOT
Stranger: i live in florida....theres no basements
You: TOO BUSY CHATTING UP PEOPLE ON HERE
You: PUT IT AWAY SON
You: SAVE IT FOR CHURCH
Stranger: put your vagina away SON
You: THE PRIEST WILL MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY
Stranger: no he never does
Stranger: try harder bitch
You: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN TOUCHED BY GOD
Stranger: hell no
You: BY THE PRIEST?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: but if i was i bet i would like it
Stranger:
You: PROBABLY
Stranger: yea
You: YOU YANKS LOVE THE COCK
Stranger: oh I do
You: YOU YANKS LOVE THE BLACK COCK MORE
You: VOTE OBAMA
Stranger: oh hell how did you know that. I love the black cock
Stranger: but not obama
You: HE'S A MIGHTY BIG PENIS
Stranger: he kinda looks like one
You: WHAT'S THIS "THE GAME" THING?
Stranger: are you serious?
You: I KNOW A GOOD GAME
Stranger: whats that
You: IT'S CALLED CRASH PLANES INTO BUILDINGS
You: BEST SCORE SO FAR IS 9/11
Stranger: lol
You: TOUGH TO BEAT
Stranger: your a faggot
You: AT LEAST MY COUNTRY FOLK AREN'T DEAD FAGGOT
Stranger: are you kidding
You: NO
You: JIHAD!
Stranger: your a fucking little punk bitch who probably likes it when his dad fucks him up the ass
You: AT LEAST MY DAD HASN'T GOT LOVE FOR THE ALL THE HOMIES
Stranger: not really. if you think my dads "got love for the homies" then you are correct sir.
You: DO YOU LIKE BACON?
Stranger: no
You: JEW!
Stranger: no
You: ENOUGH OF YOUR JEW TRICKERY!
Stranger: not a jew
You: DON'T WORRY I'M NOT PART OF THE GESTAPPO
Stranger: i dont care
You: NOW BE TRUTHFUL JEW & YOU SHALL LIVE
You: ARE YOU A JEW?
Stranger: no im not a jew....Kill me now
Stranger: your a faggot so i can kill you
You: HEY, DID YOU JUST STEAL MY WALLERT
You: WALLET
Stranger: no
You: YES YOU DID YOU JEW BASTARD. PUT THAT PENNY BACK
Stranger: i hate penny's
Stranger: i throw them away
You: DON'T LIE TO ME JEW
Stranger: you racist little cunt
You: DON'T SWEAR
You: IT'S RUDE & OFFENSIVE
You: & INAPPROPRIATE
Stranger: cunt, fucking little whore, mother fucking asshole?
You: HOW RUDE
Stranger: I know right, thanks
You: WANNA MEET?
Stranger: where you live?
You: GERMANY
Stranger: too far
You: NO PLEASE COME
You: OK I FIND SOMEWHERE NEAREWR
Stranger: give me some money
You: I KNEW IT. JEW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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30th Mar 09 at 22:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ive just had to tell YOUR DOING IT WRONG that he is infact doing it wrong and it should be YOU'RE
oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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30th Mar 09 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THE GAME???
Stranger: WANNA PLAYYY
Stranger: THE GAME!
You: WTF IS THE GAME
Stranger: The game my friend
Stranger: is a cruel and evil being
Stranger: it is anything you do
You: then i shall slay this being
Stranger: and anything you see
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yet
Stranger: at the same time
Stranger: so is Anonymous
You: with my mighty sword
Stranger: and Anonymous
Stranger: Anonymous is devoid of humanity, morality, pity, and mercy.
Stranger: Might cannot do anything against anonymous
You: SEX
Stranger: Anonymous cannot be harmed, no matter how many Anonymous may fall in battle.
Stranger: SEX
Stranger: OOPSZ
Stranger: no more anonymous
You: i will kill them all. i am the chose one
Stranger: Hi my name is Brett
You: *chosen one
Stranger: i live at 8743 Wilson Lane!
You: the chosen one cannont spell
Stranger: In chciago!
Stranger: my phone number ist
Stranger: 843-765-5412
Stranger: WHOO
Stranger: Anonymous is everyone Anonymous is everywhere.
You: i am the ONE. i can see all and know all already
Stranger: Anonymous is a hydra, constantly moving, constantly changing. Remove one head, and nine replace it.
You: this is why i will slay the GAME and bring peace to the land
Stranger: Anonymous reinforces its ranks exponentially at need.
Stranger: Anonymous is Legion.
Stranger: A nonymous does not forgive.
Stranger: EXPECT US
You: it has not met my all powerfull sword
Stranger: Anonymous WILL NOT FALL...
Stranger: Anonymous cannot fall... No matter what you do............................
Stranger: -_-
You: WE WILL NOT VANISH INTO THE NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY WITHOUT A FIGHT. THE GUNNA MOVE ON, WERE GUNNA SURVIVE. TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDANCE DAY
Stranger: *-_-*
Stranger: ------->~~~~~~~
You: thats right my young one.
You: do not fear
Stranger: teach me more....
Stranger: more....
You: i have arrisen
Stranger: more....
Stranger: more....
Stranger: more...
You: in time. you will learn threw battle
Stranger: threw=through
Stranger: foreigner
You: with me by your side you will not fall in battle. you will fight to the end
Stranger: Anonymous will defeat all
You: excuse me im english
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: DER OK XD
You: that is why im suprem. rule britina and all that
Stranger: mhmmmmm.......
Stranger: Ummm
Stranger: omegle
Stranger: ...
You: i drive an omega
Stranger: -.....-
oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Sunbury, Surrey
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30th Mar 09 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Keep calling "the game" a jew. It's funny




WTF os the game they mention

Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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30th Mar 09 at 22:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've persuaded a Corsa owner to join cs
Tommy L
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30th Mar 09 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stranger: hey!
You: who are you
Stranger: Rachel, you?
You: Cosmo, you?
Stranger: what a crap name
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Edited on 30-03-2009 by corsa_tomtom]

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