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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
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18th Feb 09 at 00:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
some statistics for you

6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.


9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape


Thats my facebook status
Cheese Man Chris
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Registered: 25th Sep 07
Location: Leeds Drives:1.2 Merit
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18th Feb 09 at 00:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
7 dwarves went to meet the pope. "Go on Dopey ask him" chanted the other 6. "OK" said Dopey "Sir are there nuns in Alaska?". "Yes there are" said the Pope. "Go on Dopey ask him" urged the other 6. "OK" said Dopey, "Sir are there black nuns in Alaska?". "yes there are" said the Pope. "Go on Dopey ask him" Dopey blushed "Are there midget black nuns in Alaska?"."No I don't think so" said the Pope. All 6 leapt up shouting "Dopey shagged a penguin!
Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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PMSL
SR91
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Location: Lancashire.
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Why is Peter Andre like a KFC meal?

Cause he comes in a bucket
stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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18th Feb 09 at 07:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats small, black and doesnt like sex?

The little boy under my stairs.
stan_the_man
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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18th Feb 09 at 07:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the difference between a dumper load of sand, and a dumper load of babies?

You cant unload a dumper load of sand with a pitchfork.
stan_the_man
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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18th Feb 09 at 07:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats pink and dusty?

MAdeline McCanns pushbike.
stan_the_man
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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18th Feb 09 at 07:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Knock knock

Whos there?

Not Madeline McCann.
stan_the_man
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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18th Feb 09 at 07:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the biggest cause of paedophelia?

Sexy kids.
stan_the_man
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Whats big, black and bumps into tables?

Jordans son.
stan_the_man
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Whats the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds?

Theres twenty of them.
stan_the_man
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Location: Perth, Western Australia
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I was seeing a girl a while ago, and she told me she wanted to be treated like a princess.

So i stuck her in the back of a Mercedes and crashed into a wall.

/\ /\ /\ /\ all from memory
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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18th Feb 09 at 08:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
guy goes to the docs with pains in his arse, tells the doc he was raped by an elephant. doc says "an elephants penis is only 5 inches in diameter, your arse hole is 12 inches, what the hell happened?" guy says "he fingered me first".......
Jakey
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How many Dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?
Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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18th Feb 09 at 08:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
www.sickipedia.org rocks
Jakey
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18th Feb 09 at 08:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks.

Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour
Jakey
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18th Feb 09 at 08:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!!
Scotty_B
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Location: East Kilbride
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18th Feb 09 at 13:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!!!




I laughed at every joke, hell here I come.
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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18th Feb 09 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats blue and fucks kids??





Me in my lucky blue suit.
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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18th Feb 09 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Whats blue and fucks kids??


Priest Smurf?
Tom
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18th Feb 09 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
How many Dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?


Eon
Cosmo
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18th Feb 09 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
How many Dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?


Eon


Orbbo?
Bonney
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Location: St Helens
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18th Feb 09 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Isn't it ironic that Jade Goody's head looks like an egg and will be in a box this easter.
Bonney
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18th Feb 09 at 17:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sticking a legal disclaimer on this site isn't going to stop anyone is it?

I mean, sticking a barbed wire fence at the bottom of the hill didn't stop Francesca did it?!
Jakey
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Location: Sandbach
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18th Feb 09 at 18:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
Sticking a legal disclaimer on this site isn't going to stop anyone is it?

I mean, sticking a barbed wire fence at the bottom of the hill didn't stop Francesca did it?!


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