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Ian
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8th Sep 08 at 19:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Taxi rank, 2.30am

"How much for the taxi George, need to go to the Holiday Inn"

"Ummmm" *pauses*

"40 quid enough?"

"Ummm, that is very cheap for Holiday Inn"

"Well that's what we paid coming here and it hasn't moved while we've been in there" *gets in, sits down*
CorsAsh
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All Torque
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Ian, that reminds me of another quote once. Didn't you get a taxi somewhere once and when your mate/a user on here told you the cost you said something like "Fuck off! I'm not BUYING it!"
Ian
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That may have been the same journey last year.
All Torque
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Aaaah
willay
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ian describing the face at the dinner table was good.
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque


Ian, that reminds me of another quote once. Didn't you get a taxi somewhere once and when your mate/a user on here told you the cost you said something like "Fuck off! I'm not BUYING it!"


yep same journey last time, iirc was


"how much to holiday in, j15 mate"

"£60"

"Fuck off, i don't want to buy it" (waves next taxi in queue along)



[Edited on 08-09-2008 by jr]
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
ian describing the face at the dinner table was good.


Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
Me when it was pissing down "robbo why are you standing outside with an umbrella, and not under the gazebo"

robbo "Ian said im not allowed under unless i'm a prem member, so willay gave me an Admin umbrella"


Phis one about the boobs was the best of the day for me
Warren G
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i can just see that

il give you £40? for a taxi ride home, if not gtf

haha
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
quote:
Originally posted by willay
me and ste arguing over the pizza base while ordering because he was telling us that you get more toppings with the Italian base. FFS.




ste also walking into a empty pizza hut, and getting the bloke to clean and restock to only dirty table
@ Ste socially raping you
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by warren.g
i can just see that

il give you £40? for a taxi ride home, if not gtf

haha
hotel hasnt bloodt moved whilst weve been out drinkign
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I'll give you fooooor noooyn fiiiiiiiiiive
mike brewer
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Yeah...

"Ash looks like he deals and doesn't use... ConwayJoefromOffDay looks like he deals gear and uses it."

then...

"Hey, are you ConwayJoefromOffDay? Got any gear?"
Thats it, legend
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
We talked about you actually Russ.
what was said
Robbo
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u dont wanna know russlar :/
Russ
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bastrds, all of you
deano87
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Phi saying "that Tony guy who runs the country".

Some Scouser turning up in a baby blue Nova, shouting to Ian in the back of his trailer, and Ash asking someone to translate

The idea of the MPG M25 face off.

[Edited on 09-09-2008 by deano87]
deano87
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Also, Ian having comfortable 'shell suit' trousers for driving down in, then changes into jeans, in case they won't let him in the hotel, saying "This is a holiday in, not Travelodge".

IvIarkgraham
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i was threatened with eviction from my travel lodge by the receptionist

we told her to gtf as it wasnt big brother
willay
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why did they want to evict you
IvIarkgraham
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coz i knocked on louise's door at 5am

do you know it was me who told you i was in glasgow sunday morning
willay
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no mate I just thought it was some random twat, new phone so no numbers.
IvIarkgraham
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thank mate love you too
gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque

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