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CorsAsh
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8th Sep 08 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Post your memorable ones in here...

"That man's fighting nature with a wash leather"

"I'd like two sausages at the same time"

"OH MY GOD, CorsAsh has brought racist paraphernalia to a car show..."

"I was looking for someone to understand when I start talking about old Fords and YB engines...

You're looking for Robin then?

Yeah... "
IvIarkgraham
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8th Sep 08 at 16:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was expecting

so wheres the exit?
an
ian: so what time did you get up to come here
me: saturday
All Torque
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8th Sep 08 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Matt could fuck up an anvil" was about the best thing I said all day.

gavin18787
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8th Sep 08 at 17:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cant recall any in paticular but phi was on fire with some of the stuff she was saying


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Planty02
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8th Sep 08 at 17:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
"Matt could fuck up an anvil" was about the best thing I said all day.




that gave me the rofl's
CorsAsh
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8th Sep 08 at 17:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Phi didn't like my banter.

I told her to get VXRMarc and his mate to Zymol her boobs and take depth readings.
Russ
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8th Sep 08 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Russ : hi everyone
Everyone : hello
Russ: im talking to my imaginary trax friends
CorsAsh
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8th Sep 08 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We talked about you actually Russ.
gavin18787
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8th Sep 08 at 17:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Phi didn't like my banter.

I told her to get VXRMarc and his mate to Zymol her boobs and take depth readings.





Drives supercharged Tec with torque
col
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8th Sep 08 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Phi didn't like my banter.

I told her to get VXRMarc and his mate to Zymol her boobs and take depth readings.



Mike
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8th Sep 08 at 17:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by col
quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Phi didn't like my banter.

I told her to get VXRMarc and his mate to Zymol her boobs and take depth readings.





That was one very funny conversation Boob job progress thread
jr
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8th Sep 08 at 19:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

there was some classics

phi "Men and women get turned on looking at womens boobs, mens just arent the same"

"the easiest way to dry out would be to just wait for ash's RX7 to catch fire"
jr
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8th Sep 08 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

"I was looking for someone to understand when I start talking about old Fords and YB engines...

You're looking for Robin then?

Yeah... "


PMSL
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8th Sep 08 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jr

"the easiest way to dry out would be to just wait for ash's RX7 to catch fire"


F*cking LOL!
Warren G
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8th Sep 08 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whats the one you said about me james

something about im only happy when redlining my car?
jr
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8th Sep 08 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

there were loads of RX7 related comments TBH, that was about my best

Ian " Is this actually track action now ?, or a procession lap"
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by warren.g
whats the one you said about me james

something about im only happy when redlining my car?




you looked really grumpy and tired, it was along the lines off

"Warren you look bored, you must be only happy when your thrashing the fuck out of your car, or breaking something"
gavin18787
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8th Sep 08 at 19:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

100% true though


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
jr
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8th Sep 08 at 19:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Me when it was pissing down "robbo why are you standing outside with an umbrella, and not under the gazebo"

robbo "Ian said im not allowed under unless i'm a prem member, so willay gave me an Admin umbrella"
gavin18787
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8th Sep 08 at 19:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gazebo needed a prem lounge sign over it


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
jr
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8th Sep 08 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ste said a classic on Sat whilst sitting in Pizza Hut and looking at the menu

"Here it gives you an option on the menu if you dont fancy pizza, who the fuck comes to pizza hut then doesnt order a pizza! "
Matt H
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8th Sep 08 at 19:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bah, missed out by the sounds of it
willay
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8th Sep 08 at 19:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Silverstone track in the dry simulator
Ash the crack dealer
Organising the chairs in colour order etc
jr
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8th Sep 08 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

was it me, ash and robbo that were discussing were to get a model spitfire for ash to use as a paperweight back at audi

also ste quote from sat which cant be repeated in pubic
jr
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8th Sep 08 at 19:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
Silverstone track in the dry simulator
Ash the crack dealer
Organising the chairs in colour order etc





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