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corsaal
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

car failed its MOT today. on 20 points!
stupid things that really piss me off!

1.nearside rear passenger seat cannot be secured in upright position
2. offside cant either
3.nearside front seatbelt affected by insecure seat fixing
4.offside is aswell
5. front reg plate insecure
6. nearside headlamp insecure
7.the metal sills where my skirts are to be fitted is sharp.
8.offside front lamp not in proper working order
9.nearside green led incorrect colour
10. side repeaters missing
11. offside headlamp aim to high
12.nearside headlamp aim to low
13.nearside stop lamp function impared
14. offside stoplamp emits other than a steady red light
15. offside rear position lamp not in good working order
16. offside rear fog lamp not in good working order
17. center reg plate lamp not fitted
18. nearside outer front constant velocity joint insecurely mounted to its housing
19. offside front brake hose ferrule excessively corroded
20. offside rear parking brake recording little or no effort.

Happy Day
Simon_16v
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sounds like you have your work cut out for you
Nick-S
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Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like a well looked after car
Dean_W
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sounds like a bit of a deathtrap tbh.
jimmy 2.1
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Most of them are niggly small jobs to do. Get em done and keep the car!!
Tom
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bloody vauxhall headlamp adjusters

Mine failed on this twice years ago
corsaal
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by GSi_16v
sounds like a well looked after car


serviced every 4 months, 4 stage polished every other week and treated to only the best in parts. so yes it is thanks

its not a death trap either, its just the mot guy being awkward
Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jesus, I thought 13 on my old bike was bad.
16V_1600
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22nd Jan 08 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jimmy 2.1
Most of them are niggly small jobs to do. Get em done and keep the car!!
corsaal
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i cant keep the car. needs to go. shame, im really gutted
Graham88
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

May aswell fix most of those bits and get an MOT on it. It's an in-expensive fix for the sake of being able to sell it for more and much easier!
corsaal
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Graham88
May aswell fix most of those bits and get an MOT on it. It's an in-expensive fix for the sake of being able to sell it for more and much easier!


yes it is but i just want to sell it now, theres extenuating circumstances (sp)
Dave A
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

all those are simple cheap fixes!
corsaal
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Dave A
all those are simple cheap fixes!


yeah i know but theres other reasons why i decided to sell, personal stuff like.
Welsh Dan
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Would it be easier to post a list of what it did pass on?
Adam-D
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

rear seats out. harneses in
that cures 4 points on that list in 1 go
other stuff like headlights is easy
sharp bits can be filed smooth, and or have a rubber seal or tape put on them

the cv joint and brale pipe are a bit worrying but fixable

why does it not have side repeaters

and if the rear lights are not the right colour then im supprised yu havent been pulled over and fined yet.


what does this car look like??
corsaal
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22nd Jan 08 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this is the wip

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=337673
Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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22nd Jan 08 at 18:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsaal

9.nearside green led incorrect colour



green???

well the rest is easy to sort shame about all those though!!

headlight aim is a bollocks fail. my Nova was checked and changed everytime, they are allowed to make those adjustments!! - think about it how else can it be done unless you go to a garage and get it done every so often.

get it back on the road!
corsaal
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22nd Jan 08 at 19:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
quote:
Originally posted by corsaal

9.nearside green led incorrect colour



green???



thats what i thaught
corsa_rob
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22nd Jan 08 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wanna see this on the road...looks nice man and i HATE! really hate combats lol...
corsaal
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22nd Jan 08 at 20:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

already started taking it to bits.
Huwsi
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22nd Jan 08 at 22:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like my car tbh
Hamish
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Location: Ashtead, Surrey Drives: 100bhp Mint with Hole
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22nd Jan 08 at 23:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsaal
serviced every 4 months,


why the fuck would you do that to a corsa
Adam-D
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23rd Jan 08 at 09:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i service whatever car im driving regually.

no point owning one if your not gonna service it

yes it can be a little excessive.
but it has a lesser chance of breaking,
Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
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23rd Jan 08 at 09:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:

10. side repeaters missing



You took a car to it's MOT without it's repeaters?

Did you do ANY pre MOT checks on your car?


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