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Author SetH's ultimate dare
SetH
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14th Nov 07 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mark says:
cahterine can i be blunt?

mark says:
would you like to fuck?

Catherine says:
haha - what right now

mark says:
what time suits ya sweetheart?

mark says:
if you think you can handle the pummeling

Catherine says:
- something tells me you have that one liner on cut and paste!

Catherine says:
II've already got a fuck buddy thanks hunny - don't need any moe

mark says:
if your gonna get cheekeh then ill just tick the cock gaggin option

mark says:
that'll shut ya beak

Catherine says:
doubtful!

mark says:
derka derka mohammed aaaaaaccchhhmed

Catherine says:
what??

mark says:
thank you for partcipating in this evenings survey

Catherine says:
Thanks tho - am flattered (er I think)

mark says:
cant i just have a BJ?

Catherine says:
NEVER

mark says:
or a hand job, surley thats not to much to ask?

mark says:
ok what if i just bash your back doors in, techinically thats not sex

Catherine says:
I only ever give out 1 for every 3 I recieve

Catherine says:
bash my back doors in

Catherine says:
nice

Catherine says:
and they say romance is dead

mark says:
you gobble one cock for every 3 times somebody gets a bit of tuna paste stuck on their upperlip?

mark says:
thats shocking

mark says:
no wonder guys turn to whores
TomWilly
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14th Nov 07 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAONADE

keep em coming

Liam
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hahahaha
deano87
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Catherine is the best one yet
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FPMSL
Jambo
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mazing
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SetH, you seriously crack me up
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Psml,

good thread
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next...


ask your mum
SetH
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when your finished pumping your sister maybe you could ask your gran.
deano87
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14th Nov 07 at 23:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh my fuck

I'm so fucking glad you're on CorsaSport Mark hahaha

Fire off a few random texts and tell us the results.

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SetH
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14th Nov 07 at 23:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ok ill try the following:

"I want to bash your back doors in please"
SetH
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14th Nov 07 at 23:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
last time i did something like this via text i nearly got a kicking from a mad nigerian, i shit you not
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14th Nov 07 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL u getting angry boyfriends on your case Seth
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Did it not involve something complicated, like him offering to give you enough of a kicking for four people, you take enough for one and give the remaining kickings back, but he's actually scammed you so you don't get any kickings at all and actually are the only one giving said kicking?

I think I should go to bed.
SetH
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he was saying shit like i disrespect him and his woman etc etc etc, even though you should have seen the pics n shit his 'wooooman' (cunt couldnt even speak proper english) was sending me!

I was round there one day and he came steaming in and just stood there. tbh all i could see was his eyes. he eyeballed me for 10 seconds then steamed out again
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All you could see was his eyes FPMSL
CorsAsh
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I take it he wasn't smiling too then
SetH
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lmao @ pmsl at the scam
Tom
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PMSL @ lolz by the LMAONADE
Rebecca
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15th Nov 07 at 07:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
ok ill try the following:

"I want to bash your back doors in please"


Thanks for that text. I was asleep!
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15th Nov 07 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by novabex
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
ok ill try the following:

"I want to bash your back doors in please"


Thanks for that text. I was asleep!

Dione J
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15th Nov 07 at 08:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good read.

Quality Mark, just quality

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