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Tom
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15th Nov 07 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Tom they are all obese A-10 Warthogs, you dont want numbers trust me

Ive had the "young man" thing all my life, and when they get drunk their hands start wandering. Some serious sick shit i tell thee.


I meant for you to drop a text to

You could fuck them for the fast sick factor tbh.

I hate old birds thinking they have license to use there octupus like hands to grope you when there pissed

Landlady in my local is in early 40's and she took a bit of a liking to me when I was like 19 odd, used to come over when all my mates were there and stand behind me with her hands rested on my shoulders etc

Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Mather.16v
quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
Thing is, if you do it in a bar and ask say 10 birds, i bet you'd get at least 1 saying yes to it.


in magaluf i told every bird i saw they were beautyful it worked alot better than i thought


I tried something similar one night in ibiza didn't get anywhere tbh should've tried it in the west end as opposed to between hotel and bar m etc
C2RL R
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15th Nov 07 at 11:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i used to get groped at work by all the old birds, i didnt mind tho
Kathryn W
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15th Nov 07 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Tom they are all obese A-10 Warthogs, you dont want numbers trust me

Ive had the "young man" thing all my life, and when they get drunk their hands start wandering. Some serious sick shit i tell thee.


I meant for you to drop a text to

You could fuck them for the fast sick factor tbh.

I hate old birds thinking they have license to use there octupus like hands to grope you when there pissed

Landlady in my local is in early 40's and she took a bit of a liking to me when I was like 19 odd, used to come over when all my mates were there and stand behind me with her hands rested on my shoulders etc




Kinnkkyyyyy
SetH
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15th Nov 07 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

kat when your 40 youll be a big heffer bird with huge udders and you will grope young men and you fuckign know it
Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
kat when your 40 youll be a big heffer bird with huge udders


Why Thanks

I'm half way there i suppose
SetH
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when im 60 im gonna be like patrick truman and probably cheat on my wife with pat butcher, hmmmmm heffer udders you can milk till the cows come home.
deano87
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15th Nov 07 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



SetH, you can be harsh some times.

Take no notice Kat.
Tommy L
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15th Nov 07 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FLOL
Kathryn W
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He wants my arse, but cant have it...

So he has to be a meany pie
deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
He wants my arse, but cant have it...

So he has to be a meany pie

Ahhh yes, his way of 'flirting'.
Tom
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Deano why have you got a problem with it if Kat aint ffs

If you knew SetH you'd know he has a 'special' sense of humour
deano87
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I know SetH was only joking, and I was kind of only joking.

Never mind.
Tom
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15th Nov 07 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FAIL tbh
TheCam
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15th Nov 07 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

brightened up my morning that lol.
SetH
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Tom understands me, he is one of the few people in this world that does
Aaron
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15th Nov 07 at 12:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Heffers FTW
AdZ9
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I was out the other weekend and some fugly heffer bout 35 came and groped my ass and then cock by the dance floor and asked (more like gurgled) "want to dance?" and i said "no thanks" which she replied with "why not?" so i said "I have a bad back" which got the reply "your not going to need your back when your dancing" and i instantly said without thinking "no but i'll need it holding your heavy ass up" which i was obviously replied to with a slap in the face

If only you were there mark, you'd be balls deep
Tom
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15th Nov 07 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have a natural flair for making women feel good about themselves, this is something I have no control over. It's usually when walking places with randoms after nights out, i've had two girls of late whi i've been back to parties with etc who have mistaken my attempts at trying to cheer them up with me hitting on them. I mean ffs love, please understand my feel good factor comments for what they are, your nearly crying and you have that foam shit round your mouth and your make up is all over the shop. I'm not that fucking pissed
gianluigi
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15th Nov 07 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FPMSL Tom
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
I was out the other weekend and some fugly heffer bout 35 came and groped my ass and then cock by the dance floor and asked (more like gurgled) "want to dance?" and i said "no thanks" which she replied with "why not?" so i said "I have a bad back" which got the reply "your not going to need your back when your dancing" and i instantly said without thinking "no but i'll need it holding your heavy ass up" which i was obviously replied to with a slap in the face




wasted opportunity imo
AdZ9
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15th Nov 07 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this woman looked like john merrick
gianluigi
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15th Nov 07 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so.....?
Tom
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15th Nov 07 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Do you think she had a ginger backy pouch?

Backy is tobbaco btw

[Edited on 15-11-2007 by Tom]
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15th Nov 07 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
I was out the other weekend and some fugly heffer bout 35 came and groped my ass and then cock by the dance floor and asked (more like gurgled) "want to dance?" and i said "no thanks" which she replied with "why not?" so i said "I have a bad back" which got the reply "your not going to need your back when your dancing" and i instantly said without thinking "no but i'll need it holding your heavy ass up" which i was obviously replied to with a slap in the face

If only you were there mark, you'd be balls deep

FLOL

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