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Nismo
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29th May 04 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes please Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet To Fook

you havent a sniff ,

you posh guy thinking he can do me on not only a dualcarrige way but a uphill straight

smoked him 3 times and every time i slowed for traffic he would catch up and sit in either 2nd or 3rd and try to pass me and even in 4th just put me foot down and he becomes a mere blue dot.

missus was laughing at him every time - he wasnt impressed
Marc
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29th May 04 at 17:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he`ll have topped out at 110 anyway!!
LukeGSi
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29th May 04 at 17:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yesh gutless
Marc
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29th May 04 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

actually according to parkers they do over 130mph
Nismo
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29th May 04 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it was badged S160 sumit , i know they have no top end barley any real performance but its just the way the guy thought he was sat in a porc or rarri
stuyw
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29th May 04 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wot a prick . good that u smoked him n showed wot a proper motor can do
Marc
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29th May 04 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
it was badged S160 sumit , i know they have no top end barley any real performance but its just the way the guy thought he was sat in a porc or rarri



Thats the top of range one,

0-60 in 5.1sec
135mph

Funnily enough doesnt have 160bhp though.
CorsaLad
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29th May 04 at 17:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

w7ud much prefer a vx220 turbo, obviously still no comparison against a REX
Nismo
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29th May 04 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
it was badged S160 sumit , i know they have no top end barley any real performance but its just the way the guy thought he was sat in a porc or rarri



Thats the top of range one,

0-60 in 5.1sec
135mph

Funnily enough doesnt have 160bhp though.
it was wrote down the door pilars

also was 03 reg so dunno?
Marc
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29th May 04 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

none of the Elises names corresponde with their power outputs.
Nismo
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29th May 04 at 17:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

they should all be badged "tacky placky crappy"
Phil321
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29th May 04 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
they should all be badged "tacky placky crappy"


The ignorance of this board never ceases to amaze
Nismo
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29th May 04 at 18:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bothered or what :rooleyes: he should have respect for his elders
Korsa
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29th May 04 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nice colours though....
Demo
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29th May 04 at 19:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Phil321
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
they should all be badged "tacky placky crappy"


The ignorance of this board never ceases to amaze


how is that ignorance. elises are shite. they may be quick but they are still shite
Ian
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29th May 04 at 19:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Were any bends involved in this altercation?
Korsa
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29th May 04 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the drivers are benders....
Phil321
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
quote:
Originally posted by Phil321
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
they should all be badged "tacky placky crappy"


The ignorance of this board never ceases to amaze


how is that ignorance. elises are shite. they may be quick but they are still shite


So you admit they're quick. Surely you won't dispute the fact Lotus are one of the world's finest when it comes to suspension engineering so the handling is about as spot on as you'll find in a road car?

What more do you want?

Also, the reason I mentioned that this board could sometimes be construed as ignorant is because its full of people such as member Y, for example, who post how they raced car X, beat them and thus car X is shite, together with anything else not owned by member Y.

Why can't people just accept that there are a lot of good cars out there, some of which aren't part of the latest, super cool, 'everyone buy a Jap turbo' phase?

The RX7 and the Elise are both good cars, each in their own way.
Phil321
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29th May 04 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by XTC113
the drivers are benders....


Yes, whilst Corsa drivers are all man
Demo
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29th May 04 at 20:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Phil321
What more do you want?


how bout a car that doesnt brake down every 5 mins or develop a new leak of some sort every 5 mins

but i do see what you mean by the ignorance part
Phil321
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29th May 04 at 20:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Theres nothing wrong with Lotus reliability, they're hardly TVR.

Plus, you seem to be missing the point of the Elise somewhat. They aren't designed to plod to work in or nip down the shops. They're sports cars. No unnecessary clutter just a raw and proper driving experience, a track car which comes with the added bonus of being very useable.

If you want perfect reliability amd something sensible, get a Corsa and leave the proper cars to those who appreciate them
Demo
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quote:
Originally posted by Phil321
Theres nothing wrong with Lotus reliability, they're hardly TVR.



no but theyre hardly VW either
Phil321
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29th May 04 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes, thank the lord they aren't. Can you imagine an Elise on the VW diet?

Oh wait, it already exists.......the TT.
big eck
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29th May 04 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
it was badged S160 sumit , i know they have no top end barley any real performance but its just the way the guy thought he was sat in a porc or rarri



Thats the top of range one,

0-60 in 5.1sec
135mph

Funnily enough doesnt have 160bhp though.

Luckyb's old corsa would have wiped the floor with this also
R Lee
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29th May 04 at 21:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'd have one think they're pretty good cars.

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