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Author David brent [hardcore office fans only]
waynep
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   2nd Jan 04 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
David: "I’m going to have to let you go first"
Dawn: "What? Why?"
David: "Why? Stealing. Thieving."
Dawn: "Thieving? What am I meant to have stolen?"
David: "Post-It notes."

[Edited on 02-01-2004 by corsa-crazy]
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Tom J
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guy:not him the other 1?
david:the other paki?
guy:yeah
david:im sorry but thats just racist
waynep
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2nd Jan 04 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FUKIN QUALITY I TELL U ... i luv the office its on bbc gold tonite and every nite at a bout 005
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Love it.

It's just shows how good he is by not carrying it on.Genius.
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quality...
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funny as fuck
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Office Great Stuff !

Gareth - A lot of people think that those in the Territorial Army are not real soldiers. We are. We are well trained, highly disciplined fighting machines ready for war. We're just not available during the week.
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HA HA !

Just found the famous Dance Scene
jr
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"do you know what philosopher said that" ???

"dolly parton"

"and people think shes just a big pair of tits"



[Edited on 03-01-2004 by jr]
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david brent waving dildo: who's is this? she says its not hers and i for one believe her!
jr
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Brent: If i could have dinner with anyone it would be martin luther king and the dalia lama,

and incase things get a bit heavy Rory bremner, he could proberly do impresions
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"Whats been your biggest disapointment in life"

Brent: "Alton Towers"
jr
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
mr toad


If your gonna take the piss out of anyone do it to him (points at keith) now thats fat, at least start at the top and work downwards
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo


"get a beat going"
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waynep
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found my old thread again ! lets keep it going
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If you asked me to name three geniuses I would say Einstein, Newton.........

I'd go Everett, Cleese, Sessions
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Others include

"I prefer a flan!!!"
"This is Dawn Tinsely, receptionist. I think its fair to say that every man in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn"
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so u faked high blood pressue in order to fail a medical ?

well, u gotta ask urself, y did i get high blood pressure on the day of the medical ? ?

so ur telling me u cheated medical science?

wots worse cheating medical science or cheating friends...
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LMFAO at that

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