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Mertin

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28th Oct 09 at 12:03

eBay Ad

quote:

The only bad bit of that car is when you do corners at higher speeds or you use a break to rapidly slow down, your internal organs move all along your body from g-forces. That will be it. If the price will be a buy it now or will be really close to it I will install an engine chip that will drasticly incerase the engine power. Or I can throw it in the glove box if the winner will want it so. So grab yourself a car that will make your friends see their meal again.

Got to love eBay adverts

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by Mertin]

Jay

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28th Oct 09 at 12:25

What was this mega quick car then

Didnt notice the link at the top, my bad.

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by JayM]

_Allan_

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28th Oct 09 at 12:30

How about some nice lexus lights to go with your Vectra?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

MarkSport

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28th Oct 09 at 12:30

i think it may be owned by one lady owner by the sound of that quote

MarkSport

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28th Oct 09 at 12:30

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
How about some nice lexus lights to go with your Vectra?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

WICKKKED MAN BOYAKA

edit: lostboi?

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by MarkSport]

sampayne21

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28th Oct 09 at 13:35

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
How about some nice lexus lights to go with your Vectra?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

postman pat I fink, if he iz still rollin wiv dat black pussy

Limecat

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28th Oct 09 at 14:12

quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
How about some nice lexus lights to go with your Vectra?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

WICKKKED MAN BOYAKA

edit: lostboi?

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by MarkSport]

Yes, he posts on here as does the person who did that eBay advert!

lostboy

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28th Oct 09 at 18:51

HARROOOOOOO

SVM 286

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28th Oct 09 at 19:12

quote:
Originally posted by Mertin
eBay Ad

quote:

The only bad bit of that car is when you do corners at higher speeds or you use a break to rapidly slow down, your internal organs move all along your body from g-forces. That will be it. If the price will be a buy it now or will be really close to it I will install an engine chip that will drasticly incerase the engine power. Or I can throw it in the glove box if the winner will want it so. So grab yourself a car that will make your friends see their meal again.

Got to love eBay adverts

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by Mertin]

What a dink! F*cking eastern europeans!

LukeS

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28th Oct 09 at 19:16

They your lexus lights lostboy?

lostboy

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28th Oct 09 at 19:35

quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
They your lexus lights lostboy?

No someone else is selling them but he mentioned me in his sale thread, also, I'm not from Nottingham, if you had looked at the ad you would see they are in Nottingham.

Skylined

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28th Oct 09 at 19:42

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
How about some nice lexus lights to go with your Vectra?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

That had me in tears!

brilliant

edit: just read the questions as well

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by Skylined]

Partyvan

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28th Oct 09 at 19:46

That'll be my lexus lights, lol

Thats doing the rounds now

Skylined

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28th Oct 09 at 19:51

For those who cba to sign into ebay to see the questions:

Question & Answer Answered On

Q: Oi Cuz theze iz Bad Man ting, standard. Iz it true they givez more powerz? I also fink they give you drift skillz, is it tru? Sick Won 28-Oct-09
A: drift skillz is wot its all abowt. me mate raykwon az got da bomb Saxo wot duz driftworks championshipz. Its like da sapport class wot duz it alongside da main event but in da car parc. he aint 2 well since he lost da back end and took out matalan

Q: Best ebay advert ever innit bruv.... I havent even got a vectra but you make me wanna bid on them!! Respek. 28-Oct-09
A: u need a vectra, believe! fiddy roles in a sri wen he is in a hurry and da hummer just dont cut it. niggaz is all about da vectra. if u lissin real careful u here him say "wood grain on da dash" in most of his rhymez. i had da wood grain.

Q: deze lyts r rood u gt a by it nw ? 28-Oct-09
A: 10 bag geez

Q: Respec, yo. I iz finkin abat gettin the lytes from yo crib yo. Duz I need 2 bring a shootah wiv me? Peace out yo. 28-Oct-09
A: SUP BRUV! bring ya shootah, i haz got a tek-9, but it iz only a plastik wun from da pound shop wot charmaine robbed 4 me.

Q: will they make my car go faster? 28-Oct-09
A: yes m8, cos standad lites is 4 old ppl

lostboy

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28th Oct 09 at 20:07

quote:
Originally posted by Partyvan
That'll be my lexus lights, lol

Thats doing the rounds now

You get around don't you

Partyvan

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28th Oct 09 at 20:13

quote:
Originally posted by lostboy

quote:
Originally posted by Partyvan
That'll be my lexus lights, lol

Thats doing the rounds now

You get around don't you

Like a fart in a wind tunnel.

Limecat

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28th Oct 09 at 21:25

You just want to be me.

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=305201

Partyvan

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28th Oct 09 at 22:59