Limecat
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For sale one chav bumper, ideal for any Corsa for that authentic glued-on shit look.
* Bumper does not include car, driveway, garage, plants, grass, house number or bricks etc.
* Bumper does not come with burberry paint.
* Bumper is ideal for impressing chavettes outside the park.
* Ideally suited to some really minging, distasteful neon lights.
* Easily fitted, even by smack heads.
Bumper retails at 229.00 and is sometimes wrongly refered to as a Combat2 front, it is infact an Impact front bumper, it is still in one piece -fitted to my car and unfortunately hasn't been in an impact. Comes with fog lights which can be left on during daylight hours to piss off other road users.
Bumper has been cut to accomodate indicators supplied with Morette quad lamps, this is very easily sorted. 40.00 payment by cash/cheque/paypal. Stolen credit cards are not accepted, nor are signing on forms, methadone, GIRO's or VCR's.
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Your location: Hazel Grove, Stockport.
Condition of the item: Very good.
Asking Price: 40.00
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craig_s
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lmfao 
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VegasPhil
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Good read mate. Interesting. 
Best of luck with the sale, hope the bumper finds a good owner. 
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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abdus
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bump
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windows
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Funny Read M8 but sorry i cant buy it
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cooki
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best thing ive read for a long time free bump lol
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Limecat
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May p/x for a bag of skunk and some Diamond White.
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gavin16v
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lol is this bumper in flame red? n how much do u want 4 it 40? am really intersted in this m8 wb
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Limecat
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Yes fella it is in flame red, otherwise known as flame pink if not polished for a bit!
It's up at 40.00.
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gavin16v
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lol how long do u think it would take m8 2 get frm northwich near chester 2 get 2 stockport? n wht condition is it in m8?
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Limecat
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Northwich, probably about 40 minutes? A lad I used to work with lived in Chester and he used to get to work in about that time so thats the only indication I have.
The bumper is in good condition, it has a hole cut each side from where it used to have Morette indicators on and a scratch in the paintwork on the drivers side front corner and minor scrubbage to the underside of the splitter section which you wouldn't notice, well not unless you had just been run over by it!
I can get some more pictures tomorrow if you like?
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CorsAsh
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U2U g@z
Best advert I've ever read
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gavin16v
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yeh if u could m8 put some more pics up of damage n tht! ill probs have this m9 n will pic up n pay with cash
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Jay
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I cant believe youve got a buyer after that advert
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SVM 286
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Never laughed at a for sale ad before.
Good work sir.  
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PaulW
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Advert is ace I'll need to request your services for future eBay auctions of mine
gavin16v - Stockport is easy to get, head up to M6 junction nr Knutsford, M6 South, come off 3 or 4 junctions down (cant remember exact, but is signposted)
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Limecat
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Bazza sez 'Whadda fuuk r u lookin at, eh? eh? You wanna cap in yo ass? Come on I az got kids ta feed, buy it ya tights wads its only one weeks family credit!
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Mather.16v
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"Your location: Hazel Grove, Stockport." sounds about right
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dave17
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nice 
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crazycorsa19
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so everyone that has a kit is a chav??
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Chavtastic
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FPMSL... I've only just realised who posted this! Wayne your a legend
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scottmmw
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did you say you are including morette twin headlamps in the sale???
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by Chavtastic
FPMSL... I've only just realised who posted this! Wayne your a legend
Come on Ben, you know you want this bumper, just admit it.
quote:
Originally posted by scottmmw
did you say you are including morette twin headlamps in the sale???
No, the bumper was on the car when I bought it and previously had Morettes on the car so the bumper has been cut to accomodate the Morette indicators. Neither the headlamps or indicators are included in the sale.
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scottmmw
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bummer thought i was gettin some very cheap morettes lol
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Ste L
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wayne, i'll give you a fiver for it, just so i can break it
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