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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
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Marc
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Fit a Nos sub, you cant afford Nos but your mates don't know.
Robin
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29th Sep 06 at 13:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
inflatable NOS bottles are just the ticket too.
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..think that your car is cool because it flames but its actually overfuelling
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..loosen the floorpan in your car, then whilst your doing 90mph kick it down to create sparks on the road (especially effective at nght)


who did this?


paul walker
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make your own straight through exhaust system from scaffolding poles
Matt H
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Send pictures of your crashed car into a magazine
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...buy a flamer kit
Ojc
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29th Sep 06 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
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Originally posted by Ojc
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Matt H
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buy a delta kit
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..aspire to own a Mynheers kit
Robin
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put stickers on your car for products which you don't, never have, and never will have on the car.

crash your car into a field at 90mph whilst showing off to 15 year old girls.
Matt H
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Buy a differant air freshener every month
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and leave the old ones in the car
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..buy a subaru impreza as your 2nd car
Rob_Lee
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quote:
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Buy a differant air freshener every month


I saw a Saxo with a vauxhall air freshener at southend!
Robin
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know all 17 of the 'secret' cubby holes you can create in your car buy pulling bits of trim off, to stash your green when the 'feds' stop you for driving like a dick.
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Dont forget to Buy a DIY undercar neon kit, Fit it to your mums L reg Ford mondeo that has no other mods except for the Big Bore Exhaust Cap you fitted over your factory Exhaust claiming it's at least doubled you Bhp and sounds like an Aston Martin
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..be safe in the knowledge that owning the best car is better than having a house
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
know all 17 of the 'secret' cubby holes you can create in your car buy pulling bits of trim off, to stash your green when the 'feds' stop you for driving like a dick.


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tailgate as often as possible as you are in the persons slipstream making it easier for overtaking manoeuvres at incredibly stupid times
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..claim you own an astra VXR when its infact your missus
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#125 install nitrous oxide, then, whilst parked on the side of a dual carraigeway scream "I think iv just blown the welds on the intake"
#126 reply on a thread telling someone you've u2u'd them
#127 refurb your alloys with nothing more than a spray can from halfords
#128 Make important decisions about you life by starting a poll in GC
#129 loosen the floorpan in your car, then whilst your doing 90mph kick it down to create sparks on the road (especially effective at nght)
#130 Fit a Nos sub, you cant afford Nos but your mates don't know.
#131 Wear a sleeveless top
#132 tell people to ask an racer, any real racer, to find out it doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile cos winning’s winning
#133 wear giant gold chains when taking your bright yellow BMW on a 0-60 run
#134 think that your car is cool because it flames but its actually overfuelling
#135 make your own straight through exhaust system from scaffolding poles
#136 Send pictures of your crashed car into a magazine
#137 claim to have single handedly advanced the modified corsa world
#138 lay claim to your girlfriends cars
#139 moan about people jumping on bandwagons
#140 buy a flamer kit
#141 buy a delta kit
#142 aspire to own a Mynheers kit
#143 crash your car into a field at 90mph whilst showing off to 15 year old girls.
#144 Buy a differant air freshener every month
#145 and leave the old ones in the car
#146 fit huge wheels and then act surprised when the ball joints snap off
#147 buy a subaru impreza as your 2nd car
#148 know all 17 of the 'secret' cubby holes you can create in your car buy pulling bits of trim off, to stash your green when the 'feds' stop you for driving like a dick.
Rob_Lee
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u2u sent
Robin
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think that the corsa cabrio and pickup are 'cool'

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