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quote:
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who put "sit on roundabouts being used by mopeds"



me


it had to be really
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Get rid of the net nerd related stuff

example



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9


There is more though
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pretend your building something special, keep it a secret, drop hints on forums to get attention about your secret project, never finish it, sell it in bits on ebay.........pretend you have another secret project your raising funds for
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
pretend your building something special, keep it a secret, drop hints on forums to get attention about your secret project, never finish it, sell it in bits on ebay.........pretend you have another secret project your raising funds for



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..build a V6 corsa with nos and a turbos, but only fit NOS
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fit two engines to your car by welding steel tubing together to support it, never get them running, get bum lickings from people with only 1 engine
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lmfao
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Wonder why your car pulls to the left when driving to PVS 05 - realise it's because of your new girlfriend
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if you cant afford to lower your car, hide 3 slabs under your Marks and spencer twin encloser 12" sub n Amp combo
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the stuff on this page is genius
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..stick your finger in your bum and post pics on a car enthusiasts website
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quote:
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Wonder why your car pulls to the left when driving to PVS 05 - realise it's because of your new girlfriend


FPMSL who was that
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..stick your finger in your bum and post pics on a car enthusiasts website


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i wonder what corsa-bboy thinks of his thread

[Edited on 29-09-2006 by Steve]
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i wonder what corsa-bboy thinks of his thread

[Edited on 29-09-2006 by Steve]


especially as he only registered yesterday, so for possibly his first thread i reckon he has done well!
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Dont put you freshly sandbasted rocker cover on the day before traxs and expect the oil pump to deal with the sand
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edited last page to include new ones...
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Dont put you freshly sandbasted rocker cover on the day before traxs and expect the oil pump to deal with the sand



Oooooooooohhh!

Just below the belt
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Don't put teddy bear wheels on....








...no really DON'T
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Post list on another forum and expect not to get a bit of flack
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quote:
Originally posted by jr
Dont put you freshly sandbasted rocker cover on the day before traxs and expect the oil pump to deal with the sand



Oooooooooohhh!

Just below the belt


jr can't reach any higher
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its funny now, then it wasnt
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Don't put teddy bear wheels on....








...no really DON'T


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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by jr
Dont put you freshly sandbasted rocker cover on the day before traxs and expect the oil pump to deal with the sand



Oooooooooohhh!

Just below the belt


jr can't reach any higher


i would react, but you only photoshop me in a situation that will be more embarrasing

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