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CorsAsh
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#151 Put a post up at least once every 48 hours asking what to do to your car next
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wait 6 months and pay 200 quid for some black plastic
Rich_J_Williams
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U2u replied
Matt H
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Find out how to break into Corsas
Marc
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#147 buy a subaru impreza as your 2nd car

Oi!
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...try and sell your Corsa GSi in Classic car magazine
CorsAsh
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#154 wish you could order overnight parts from Japan
Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Find out how to break into Corsas


no


find out how easy it is to break into your car the procede to tell anyone who wants to know how to do it
Steve
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lol
Edd
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try and get a traders policy even though you work in mcdonalds
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..Place your corsa 1.2 8v in the performance section of autotrader because it has a wombat kit
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try to sell your bodykitted thing for 5 times its value
Steve
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quote:
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try to sell your red bodykitted thing for 5 times its value


Tom
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quote:
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...try and sell your Corsa GSi in Classic car magazine


mazin

Or try and sell your l-reg gsi for £9k
Matt H
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Learn the Max Power figure stats off by heart & quote them as soon as anyone mentions said car
Carl
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quote:
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..Place your corsa 1.2 8v in the performance section of autotrader because it has a wombat kit




you have missed,

Turn your diesel corsa in to a rally car.
Edd
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do an engine conversion but change as little as possible from the original spec of your car
CorsAsh
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quote:
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try to sell your bodykitted thing for 5 times its value

then drop it to £500 when people take the piss
Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
do an engine conversion but change as little as possible from the original spec of your car


do an engine conversion but don't change it on the log book or tell insurance!
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..post asking how many people dont declare there mods, then decide to when you get slated
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..remember that 1st and 2nd gear is all thats needed in urban areas
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..when driving through tunnels blip the throttle to remind yourself you are related to Nigel Mansell
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if you ever get into a skid maintain it was a powerslide and you meant it
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feel like a proper mechanic by smearing dirty fingerprints through the pages of your haynes manual
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