Munchie
Member
Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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haa
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Ian
Site Administrator
Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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GTF you nobber, I'm fixing stuff 
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Stoneyginger
Premium Member
Registered: 25th Jan 01
Location: Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire
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ya mamma is sooo fat she went out with high heels and struck oil 
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Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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ur mom is so fat that she has to screw her pants on
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Tiger
Member
Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Ya momma's so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a cab.
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Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the scale it said " One at a time please"
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Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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Yo Mama so fat that her belt size is equator.
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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LMFAO =
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She jumped into the air once and got stuck.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she dances she makes the band skip
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her behind has its own congressman.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
All the restaurants In town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
They had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She could sell shade.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
People jog around her for exercise.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She gets runs in her jeans.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.
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Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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Your mama is so fat, she get's a family ticket on a bus ride!
i cant think of n'e more for now!
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Ian
Site Administrator
Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
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When she gets a text message, people think she's reversing
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Pete G
Member
Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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@ this tread
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Andy Morley
Member
Registered: 2nd Apr 02
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
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Yo Momma's SO Fat...
I rolled over 3 times and I was still on top of her.
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Stuckey
Member
Registered: 5th Jun 02
Location: Plumstead, Greater London
User status: Offline
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shes so fat she cut her leg and gravy dripped out
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Sam
Moderator
Premium Member
Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
Ya momma's so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a cab.
LMAO!
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Jill
Premium Member
Registered: 8th Jun 01
Location: Aylesbury, BUCKS
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Yo mama's so dumb she revised for a blood test 
JILL 
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