|
|
Jill
|
posted on 15th Jul 03 at 10:26 |
Yo mama's so dumb she revised for a blood test :P
JILL :wave:
|
Sam
|
posted on 15th Jul 03 at 08:08 |
quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
Ya momma's so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a cab.
LMAO! :lol::lol:
|
Stuckey
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 21:29 |
shes so fat she cut her leg and gravy dripped out
|
Andy Morley
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 21:24 |
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
I rolled over 3 times and I was still on top of her.
:D
|
Pete G
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 20:19 |
:lol: @ this tread
|
Marc
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 20:18 |
:lol:
|
Ian
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 20:16 |
When she gets a text message, people think she's reversing :lol:
|
Ben
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 18:19 |
Your mama is so fat, she get's a family ticket on a bus ride! :D
i cant think of n'e more for now!
|
Tiger
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 18:18 |
LMFAO =
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She jumped into the air once and got stuck.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she dances she makes the band skip
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her behind has its own congressman.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
All the restaurants In town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
They had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She could sell shade.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
People jog around her for exercise.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She gets runs in her jeans.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Momma's SO Fat...
She was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.
|
Ben
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 18:17 |
Yo Mama so fat that her belt size is equator.
|
Ben
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 18:16 |
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the scale it said " One at a time please"
|
Tiger
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 18:06 |
Ya momma's so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a cab.
|
Ben
|
posted on 14th Jul 03 at 18:02 |
ur mom is so fat that she has to screw her pants on:D
:thumbs:
|
Stoneyginger
|
posted on 13th Jul 03 at 23:57 |
ya mamma is sooo fat she went out with high heels and struck oil :thumbs::lol:
|
Ian
|
posted on 13th Jul 03 at 23:25 |
GTF you nobber, I'm fixing stuff :lol:
|
Munchie
|
posted on 13th Jul 03 at 23:24 |
haa
|
