p
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Registered: 20th Apr 04
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How can I get legitimate revenge on someone who royally fucked me over? I don't want to go in to details but this son of a bitch really deserves it. Any ideas? Preferably something I can get away with and not in to any trouble. 
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Hammer frozen sausages into his front lawn.
Seriously though, you'll need to provide some details of the original offence so we can tailor any revenge ideas accordingly.
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Take one of his (non locking) wheel nuts out of each wheel, and swap with a set of locking nuts. Only you have the key, and he won't know until his next tyre/brake/cv boot change. Mwahahahaha
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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DaveyLC
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Registered: 8th Oct 08
Location: Berkshire
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Have they got a car? Use a plastic wedge to open the door frame slightly then pour in couple of hundred ml of unpasteurised milk..
After a couple of weeks the car will stink so bad you wont be able to go within 50ft of it.
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Jimbothebarbarian
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Registered: 19th Apr 07
Location: Cumbria..........drunk..
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Oh I hope this tread takes off!
Buy some prawns, place in air vent intake under the windscreen. Mmmmm after a few days or weeks..
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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shag his mum
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
Seriously though, you'll need to provide some details of the original offence so we can tailor any revenge ideas accordingly.
This.
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3CorsaMeal
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sign him up to ISIS
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
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Sounds like a post from a 16 yr old 
I hear all the great revenge attacks- that are anymore than just "all talk" start with a question online.
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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Shit o his bonnet.
No fucking about, big curler right on the bonnet
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3CorsaMeal
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Get your mum to phone his mum, see if you can get him grounded, and then go round and throw snails at his house
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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Recommend signing up to corsa sport.
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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Dog shit under his door handles.
Get a needle and change the direction of his windscreen jet washers.
Put his wipers up.
Permanent marker and change his number plate.
Potato in the exhaust.
Steal his valve caps.
Deflate his tyres so he gets extra wear.
Unscrew his radio aerial.
They call me Bad Ass Mofo 
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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quote:
Originally posted by p
How can I get legitimate revenge on someone who royally fucked me over? I don't want to go in to details but this son of a bitch really deserves it. Any ideas? Preferably something I can get away with and not in to any trouble.
Have a contract put out on him.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by scoob
Recommend signing up to corsa sport.
Send Steve a friend request on his behalf
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Kev_GSI
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Registered: 9th Oct 04
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PM Nic Barnes
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