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All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
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27th Mar 08 at 00:47

Whats the difference between Heather Mills and Northen Rock?

One has 24 Million, is on its last leg, and fucks old people for their savings.

The other is a building society*.

*Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

[Edited on 27-03-2008 by All Torque]

Cosmo

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27th Mar 08 at 00:48

*Actually its a bank

[Edited on 27-03-2008 by Cosmo]

All Torque

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27th Mar 08 at 00:50

Go away.

Cosmo

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27th Mar 08 at 00:51

Atleast get it right though

Adam C

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27th Mar 08 at 00:52

My Arden Blue Astra GSi MK4 on BBS LM's Project Thread

Planty02

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27th Mar 08 at 09:26

Shelly

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27th Mar 08 at 09:31

I've got a joke...

Woman trying to spice up her sex life buys a pair of crotchless knickers.

That night she sits facing her husband and he says

"are you wearing crotchless knickers?!"

"yes" she replies.

"thank fook for that!" he says

"i thought the sofa had burst!"

Andy Stocker

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27th Mar 08 at 09:46

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I've got a joke...

Woman trying to spice up her sex life buys a pair of crotchless knickers.

That night she sits facing her husband and he says

"are you wearing crotchless knickers?!"

"yes" she replies.

"thank fook for that!" he says

"i thought the sofa had burst!"

Eeeewwww

stan_the_man

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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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27th Mar 08 at 12:15

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Whats the difference between Heather Mills and Northen Rock?

One has 24 Million, is on its last leg, and fucks old people for their savings.

The other is a building society*.

*Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

Did you hear Paul McCartney bought Heather a plane for her birthday?

He got her some Immac for the other leg....

[Edited on 27-03-2008 by stan_the_man]

Scotty_B

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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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27th Mar 08 at 13:48

quote:
Originally posted by stan_the_man

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Whats the difference between Heather Mills and Northen Rock?

One has 24 Million, is on its last leg, and fucks old people for their savings.

The other is a building society*.

*Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

Did you hear Paul McCartney bought Heather a plane for her birthday?

He got her some Immac for the other leg....

[Edited on 27-03-2008 by stan_the_man]

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