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[quote][i]Originally posted by Jason Iles[/i] The Sunday School Teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning > and she asked the question, > "When you die and go to heaven, which part of your body goes first"? > Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands" > "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie"? > Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in > front of you and God just takes your hands first"! > "What a wonderful answer" the teacher said. > Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs" > The teacher glared at him with the strangest look on her face. > "Now Tommy why do you think it would be your legs"? > Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other > night, Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying "Oh > God, I'm coming". If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost > her. [/quote]
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