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Jamie	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 19:32
	quote: Originally posted by danny-corsa did i miss the second part of 3cm's racing story? Dont think its up yet :mad:
danny-corsa	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 19:19
	did i miss the second part of 3cm's racing story?
M2RTY	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 19:03
	this guy cracks me up LOL (3cm)
Steve	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 15:26
	quote: Originally posted by vibrio quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Sam quote: Originally posted by vibrio quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Sam The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free. never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint [Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio] suprised she was wet tbh your problem is that you don;t give enough foreplay. you can't expect to flick your mums bean for a few seconds and expect her to be suitably moist to take her member. try touching her nipples and maybe gently press her anus before inserting fingers. then think about spooning out her cunt to get the juices nah, is because she use to be a man, so has special cream/oil to make it slippery (not 100% sure what it is as i don't go near it) can't believe you didn't notice :!
Jamie	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 15:14
	Your a legend 3CM
vibrio	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 15:12
	quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Sam quote: Originally posted by vibrio quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Sam The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free. never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint [Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio] suprised she was wet tbh your problem is that you don;t give enough foreplay. you can't expect to flick your mums bean for a few seconds and expect her to be suitably moist to take her member. try touching her nipples and maybe gently press her anus before inserting fingers. then think about spooning out her cunt to get the juices
Cybermonkey	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 15:01
	quote: Originally posted by a_j_mair off day congratulations on making moderator :mad:
Steve	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:47
	sorry, i'm quite new here
a_j_mair	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:45
	off day
K2 GTi	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:42
	lmao!
richard_syko	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:33
	Was it like cod liver oil :look:
Steve	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:33
	quote: Originally posted by vibrio quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Sam The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free. never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint [Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio] suprised she was wet tbh
vibrio	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:29
	quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Sam The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free. never tried that but I have used your maws fanny juice to lubricate the inner CV joint [Edited on 10-08-2005 by vibrio]
mwg	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:27
	:lol: @ 3CM
Cybermonkey	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 14:25
	:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Mattb	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 10:28
	:! you be careful doing that, not only may the disturbance in the space-time continuum cause you balls to swell to an unfeasably large size in a matter of seconds (although this can be remedied by use of the spice channel) it may cause a directed bust of anti electrons to be targeted at earth causing untold damage to neon lights everywhere, leaving chavs and people in vegas lost and confused leading to panic, and riots....!!
Brett	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 10:28
	:lol:
Graham	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 10:21
	:lol: i think i just ROFL'd myself
CorsAsh	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 10:20
	:lol: PMSL
Steve	posted on 10th Aug 05 at 10:18
	The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.