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[quote][i]Originally posted by DaveyLC[/i] [quote][i]Originally posted by sxibeast[/i] [quote][i]Originally posted by DaveyLC[/i] [quote][i]Originally posted by Gary[/i] [img]http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4417502.jpg[/img] [/quote] Becoming a parent is a serious eye opener when it comes to how much shit by volume compared to body mass a human can produce. This morning I changed Ben at about 6:30, 3 minutes later while feeding him he shit so badly it squirted out of the sides of the nappy and all over my lap.. :0 The actual process of shitting is just the start of it, trying to clean and change a baby while avoiding them getting the rest of their body covered in shit while they flail around having the time of their life is a major achievement. [Edited on 11-02-2016 by DaveyLC] [/quote] And when you think they're done, and your at that split second where you reach for the new nappy, they pee everywhere. And dont stop. Its like a fire hose on overdrive and there is no tap to switch it off. So what started as a nappy change is now a complete outfit change for the child and yourself, plus all the clean up of pee that flooded the changing mat and has probably run off onto the carpet. :| :mad: We used to chuck a tea towel over the lad and lie him on one when we would change his nappy, at least it soaked most of it up when he decided h wasn't quite done! [Edited on 11-02-2016 by sxibeast] [/quote] Further compounded by the fact that your misses as inevitably dressed the baby in the most fucking complicated item of clothing known to man. [/quote]
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