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NovaGTE
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> > > A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way
> > > to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for
> > > awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a
> > > blonde joke?"
> > >
> > > The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
> > > husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
> > > joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind - that
> > > you know five things:
> > >
> > > #1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
> > >
> > > #2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> > >
> > > #3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt
> > > in karate.
> > >
> > > #4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
> > > professional weight lifter.
> > >
> > > #5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
> > > wrestler.
> > >
> > > Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
> > > that joke?"
> > >
> > > The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
> > > declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
> > > times."
Tom
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Gareth_H
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Quality
leeshez
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Gareth_H
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Heard that some time ago.
Still makes me
L33 LEG
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Jason Iles
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Carr
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FPMSL
Awesome joke
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dave17
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quality
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Class
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Martin
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a classic
Ben
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Charlene
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thats a good un
Carr
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quote:
Originally posted by AZTEC_SXi
a classic


Indeed it truely is a classic
Thoday
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Funny thing is if you told a blond that she wouldn't get it
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Greg W
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Class!
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