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Danny P
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Just been looking out my window at work and there building a new office block next to mine, they’ve just started so there just in the process of moving all the dirt and shit about to flatten the land. Anyway, they have made a massive pile of muck/rubble etc and the dumper truck has just been up to get rid of all the rubble in his truck, as he tried to empty it he tipped over, and got stuck, so the bloke in the digger just went up to try and get him free, as he was doing this he went too close to edge and rolled down the side of the hill and into a massive ditch. All I can see now is about 25 people in bright yellow jackets stood round wondering what the hell to do
Colin
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Pablo
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Juni0r
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he gonna have fun explainin that to the boss!!
Jason Iles
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Fucking Pikeys there great
Sam
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Danny P
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Update:

A crane has now come to lift the digger out of the ditch. This should be fun to watch

And all the women in the office are getting excited because fireman are here as well
Jason Iles
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Blondie!
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Ojc
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I say that you should move the GPMG's into position on the roof covering all angles of aproach, once that is done move the infantry into a postion for which they can outflank the enemy in one swift move with minimal casualties.

Let me know how it goes.
Mistamist
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napalm the whole area, flat ground everything else burnt to a crisp! and will aslo rid the pikey infestation.
Richie
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lol pics!
Ojc
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I would not recommend napalm considering the close proximity of the troops to the enemy.
Richie
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Get Saddam there he dont give a fuck bowt dat shit
Ojc
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No, Saddam is an incompetent fool that could not arranage a piss up in a brewery.
Danny P
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Why we starting a war, there only builders
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
Why we starting a war, there only builders


Ojc
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War is the only answer once all diplomatic solutions have been spent.

Please prepare AS AP
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
Why we starting a war, there only builders


Mistamist
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I recomment that you use mustard gas, you will probably kill the troops as well but thats a risk we must take.......Do it for your people.......do it for CORSASPORT!
Danny P
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I dont wanna kill anyone, its only a digger in a ditch, no need for a mass exicution
Ojc
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Yes, you are on the right lines with your mass execution statement.

Do you wish to join a new political party?
Danny P
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Are you gunna be the leader?

P.S The digger is still in the ditch
Ojc
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I am the leader, I need to make that clear from the start.

The digger needs to be removed from the ditch so the executions may commence.
Danny P
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Who are we executing, and why?

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