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Author The Story of the funniest thing since joing the old bill......
Romford Astra
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21st Aug 03 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I pulled him over, he got straight out his car and was like "what do you want"

Pete says:
"you werent wearing your seatbelt"

Bloke says:
"yeah and?"

Pete says:
"well thats an offence mate, you have to wear it when moving"

Pete says:
"unless you have a disability"

Pete says:
"well, do you have one then?"

Bloke says:
"no"

Pete says:
"well then"

Bloke says:
"im gunna be late for work now"

Pete says:
"well if you wore it i wouldnt have stopped you"

Pete says:
"so im just going to warn you about not wearing it"

Bloke says:
"why dont you go and warn some other cunt whos not late for work, your dicks are always doing you job like your the fucking queens gaurd, your all cunts and I hate you all"

Pete says:
"fine, thats a £30 fine for no seat belt, you also have illegal number plate and the lights broken"

Pete says:
"you were also doing 50 in a 30 when we finaly caught you up, so I think I'll just give you £60 fine and 3 points on your license instead of a warning now"


he went to get angry and then just shut up

was well funny, my mate was next to me and he walked away cos he couldnt stop laughing at the guys response

dont argue
Wolfy
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21st Aug 03 at 18:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol.... bet you get some right ol fun moments mate!
Adam-D
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21st Aug 03 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

moral of the story
1. always wear your seatbelt
2. the police are ppl to and have a job to do.
jaffa
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m4tt_c
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21st Aug 03 at 18:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

your around chelmsford arent you? still not seen you about, thank god
Fraser Young
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21st Aug 03 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well good
Wolfy
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
moral of the story
1. always wear your seatbelt
2. the police are ppl to and have a job to do.



and dont tick romford off.
Gareth_H
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21st Aug 03 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I feckin hate cops.
Jason
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21st Aug 03 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i wanna be a peeler!!!
PainZ
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21st Aug 03 at 18:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hehe

nice one
Tommy
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21st Aug 03 at 18:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was stopped coz i was doing about 45 in a 30 going uphill.

Ive only got a 1.2 so it aint fast but i was roaring up this hill and a copper jumped out and waved me over. So i pulled over got out and he said to me.

" Do you realise what speed you were going "

I replyed " No sorry i was concentrating on the road "

He said well i will jsut give u a warning this time. I really should have said " I was concentrating on the road, if i was looking at my speedo i would have run u over u dodgy git "
Ian
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21st Aug 03 at 18:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Haha, you bastard.

Lesson no1. Don't argue.
Tommy
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Nah i argue just not too much.

Took a shortcut through a bus lane one.

Convinced the copper i didnt realise and i wasnt from round here

Dosey pig wigs
mav
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21st Aug 03 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



best to be nice and polite and apologetic....
Tommy
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21st Aug 03 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

E.G

Yes orrifice
No orrifice
Yes cuntstuble
No cuntstuble
Wankyahairycrutch

All of these are polite
Drew
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Meat-Pie-SRI
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21st Aug 03 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

very good RA, i had one of them a few days ago!!

they just have to argue don't they!!!!

chris
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Drew
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Pete says:
"well thats an offence mate, you have to wear it when moving"

Pete says:
"unless you have a disability"

Pete says:
"well, do you have one then?"


u sure 'bloke' never said the middle line???
vibrio
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21st Aug 03 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how did you know he was doing 50mph what proof did you have. also you are a cunt
Kris TD
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21st Aug 03 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
how did you know he was doing 50mph what proof did you have. also you are a cunt


i dont know if you have heard of video cameras ross, but apparently they exist.
vibrio
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video does not prove speed. if he was doing 50 in a 30 then why did he not get 3 points
LIAM1
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21st Aug 03 at 22:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mate got nailed by a mondeo st24 that had a vid in. if it didnt display his speed then it definately displayed the coppers speed so when the copper hit 30, and my mate was pullin away they knew he wa speedin.
vibrio
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but doing what though. you could argue that they do not know by how much he was speeding. without an accurate measurement there is always doubt, and you cannot convict if there is any doubt
pug306boy
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21st Aug 03 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the on board cams cops have are able to figure out speed by looking at distance covered in whatever time so yeah it is accurate

Ive just passed my final interview for Greater Manchester Police am well chuffed and cant wait to get started in september.

[Edited on 21-08-2003 by pug306boy]

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