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Poll: 1/2 dead spider how do i get rid of it?? (not for the soft hearted)
  drop it into a spinning computer fan (@ 5500 rpm)
  lynx can and lighter
  pour whisky (soz no brandy) on it and chuck in a match
  put it on my bro's chest while he is asleep and wake him up
  chuck it out of the window
  leave it and let it die as it is (on its back)


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chris_uk
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how should i get rid of this fucking thing.. its huge and wanna kill it for good
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pics?
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he sed he cudnt find a memory card for his cam
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i cant send u em coz i cant find the memory card for the camera..

wat u want pics for.. you will have all seen em b4, u know u go for a bath and u peer into the tub and see a brown yetti with 8 legs looking at u! wiv venom sacks as big as its head!
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its one of these!!!!
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i often see little silvery spider things in my bathroom! and they come out at night. im scared of em and i usually kill em hoping thers no more and they dont come bak but they always do. what are they???? its not wood lice.

they about 0.5cm long. move quite fast. silver spine. does any1 know?
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thanx mate, i almost pissed meself
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dunno dude!
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pissed yourself at what
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pissed myself. as in scared! piss piss
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if i go into the bathroom now, im prety certain i'll find a silvery spider thingy.

i just aint got a cam 2 take pics of it!
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DO NOT MESS WITH THIS BITCH!!
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try get some pics then
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The 2 of the most deadly spiders in the world!

Black Widow
Spider:

Wound:

Recluse Spider
spider:

wound:
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ok just to let you know what i did:

put it on my brothers mouse!! ie computer mouse... spreaded the legs of it and its as bit as the bloody mouse is!!

hes gunna have a right go at me l8r!
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quote:
Originally posted by troubled_corsa
i often see little silvery spider things in my bathroom! and they come out at night. im scared of em and i usually kill em hoping thers no more and they dont come bak but they always do. what are they???? its not wood lice.

they about 0.5cm long. move quite fast. silver spine. does any1 know?


Silverfish probably
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similar to that. im not sure.

i dont think its quite the same thing. hmmmm....
i dont think u can see their legs like that and they dont have them things stickin out. but similar shape.
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you will see silver fish in your bathroom, they like the moisture in the ground.
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i found some of them little things in my room

little bastards, ergh
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that looks fuckin deadly!
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ben... it is deadly
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You forgot the Nail gun/Whisky combo from arconofobia (Spelling)
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arachnophobia

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